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professional speechwriter. disrespectful playwright. see jersey shore fantasia 12/13 at the makers ensemble 馃挜

Joined July 2010
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travis: yay i won my football game! karlie and taylor in the viewing box:
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Taylor Swift is bisexual again #bluetsunami
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Dianna agron is getting wonderland re-tattooed as we speak
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america libbed out so hard taylor swift is fucking karlie kloss again
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i haven鈥檛 experienced a single moment of peace since this very moment
maybe i will start that firefighter show this weekend
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happy birthday to the episode that kinda solidified buddie endgame
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this is the one final truth of the vampire chronicles.
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a production of richard iii except this time Everything Is Awesome
you learned about foucault from an english class. i learned about foucault from a tumblr blog that would analyze episodes of the sex and the city prequel series "the carrie diaries"
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They just downloaded the Hamilton soundtrack to everyone鈥檚 iPhones
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just got word they鈥檙e giving Challengers the oscar for best picture tonight
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Holy shit. We won
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Fuck it. Bring back supernatural. They gonna kiss sloppy style this time
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woke 3.0 jacob tierney is now the nhl commissioner
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Tomorrow
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numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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OPEN THAT LESBIAN BAR BACK UP, BOYS!!!
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red white and royal blue will be taught in schools after this
DEMOCRATS OPEN WIDE LEAD IN TEXAS, COUNTING CONTINUES U.S. Senate 馃數 Talarico +19.5% Governor 馃數 Hinojosa +15.7% Lt. Governor 馃數 Goodwin +18% Attorney General 馃數 Johnson +19.9% Railroad Comm 馃數 Rosenthal +20.7%
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Replying to @SOPROSOCIAL
In 2026, being gay is considerably more socially acceptable than being in love with Elizabeth Holmes. If I were gay, I'd lean all the way in.
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Being Gay Is Considerably More Socially Acceptable Than Being In Love With Elizabeth Holmes.
Replying to @SOPROSOCIAL
In 2026, being gay is considerably more socially acceptable than being in love with Elizabeth Holmes. If I were gay, I'd lean all the way in.
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