@CowboyCryptid

Ethan. 30. He/They. I get down on the clown.

 Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2017
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Got my head stuck in a cloud
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The Chiefs really make hating women a requirement for their special teams huh
Bisexual three drinks in honor of @astrosaxon
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lila 🛩️@icedkazanskySep 6
how do we think ice felt discovering mav’s short-haired blonde-haired blue-eyed girlfriend who knows him by his callsign and loves him for his MiG sighting
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Bet you could lure McJesus to Raleigh for a Cajun filet biscuit and a picnic order of Bo rounds
Sam Len
@SamLenSportsOct 25
Connor McDavid praises the Carolina Hurricanes and perfectly describes their identity: “You can't say enough good things about them, really. They do everything so well. Really, really impressive. It feels chaotic, but they're so organized amongst the chaos. It's really, really impressive. They're a great team, and there's lots to learn from them for sure.” #CauseChaos #CarolinaCulture #LetsGoOilers
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Yeah yeah nuke tapestry or whatever but I spy a real grade Eva 01
marieeeeee@mbpupOct 24
gay ass living room
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Renaissance festival rocks cause there’s so many beautiful people with huge tits
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music hot take or whatever but money for nothing is one of the most dog shit songs i've ever heard
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boy eater@boyeateryOct 24
me on halloweekend
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finding out a friend also fucks with music you didn't think anyone else you know knew is so fucking sick
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Went to the lil man’s soccer game and his team won 7-1 and it went just like the Germany-Brazil game in 2014
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Connected to covenant. Hmm. Not sure.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 23
A new ‘ALIEN’ movie is in the works. • It will be connected to ‘Prometheus’ and ‘Covenant’ • Aaron Guzikowski (‘Prisoners’, ‘Raised by Wolves’) is writing the script (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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teasing the robot girls nipples and seeing her wires do this
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Dick feelin extra big tonight, need to slap it on someone’s face
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70 year old mom just asked me unprompted about a holiday drag show so i know where i'm taking her in december
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I have to clean my house 😭
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v for virgo@ranazapoteOct 23
sorry im obsessed with my hair!!!
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Got a wow forever growl key so I’ll be trying that with friends soon
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Is that a Colt??
POPULAR FRONT
@PopularFront_Oct 23
🇭🇹 #Haiti: The leader of the “Unité Bawon Laplèn” (UBP) gang, Lanmò SanJou, is seen blessing gang members and their weapons with rum as they "prepare for war". The security situation in Haiti continues to deteriorate rapidly. Police and international forces have launched major operations against armed gangs following a recent ambush that left two police officers dead while on patrol. (via @war_noir)
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Chaos Crave
@ChaosCrave_Oct 22
Florence Pugh and Hailee Steinfeld are rumored to star as lovers in a modern remake of the iconic 1996 neo-noir thriller 'BOUND', with Lana and Lilly Wachowski rumored to return as directors! The duo is reportedly being considered for the roles of Corky and Violet in a high-stakes mob heist.
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2 the 9s🙈
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