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As someone who loves pop culture debate and brackets, every time the Ringer does one of these it's culture Christmas.
Who is the BEST Pixar character? 🤔 #PixarGOAT.
First-round voting starts at 9 a.m. PT/12 p.m. ET on dot com, Twitter, and on our Instagram Stories!
"Woah, hey there big fella! Geez, did they put me with the biggest guy on the plane?!"
G E T A L L T H E W A Y F U C K E D
While waiting to board a return flight from Hawaii it's very tempting to ask where individual people are from and when they say Seattle, shout "Oh my God, me too!" then repeat with another.
A faint echo! 1500 people died! A faint echo! Oh hubris and hyperbole!
In a faint echo of the 1912 disaster, a wall of ice at the Titanic Museum in Tennessee collapsed and injured three guests. apne.ws/M5uCHoI
You ever speak in hushed tones to one smart speaker so the one in the next room doesn't hear you and legit end up feeling like you're trying to protect some emotions?
Ever notice how whenever you get jalapeños on dominos pizza like 3/4 of the topping are just the tops of the peppers sometimes stems too what do they do with the rest of the pepper oh my god this is how I tweet for the first time in four months
I remember when presidential elections felt a bit like the Olympics. They were exciting, rare, you had someone to root for, it made you feel connected to other humans. I've usually watched NBC news, so they both have anthems too. When you hear that music, you know what it means.
But now, after the last election, that music just reminds me of the horror of last time. My friends across the country horrified while this cheery patriotic fanfare played. I hate it now, it raises my hackles. They should change it after this year. Fuck. Why is this "X" so long?
About damn time. Let it be permanent and his ignorant ass can stay on the east side.
Spotify radio played The General by Dispatch for me. I had two thoughts. 1. This nostalgia feels kinda good. 2. Man, what the fuck were we all on in the early aughts?