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🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham suggests he will back Lib Dem proposals to add "Black English" and "Asian English" as options on the census #PMQs

Newcastle's situation should teach Aston Villa fans a bit of humility Just in Jan this year, Newcastle were playing PSG in the Champions League. They had the Saudi money. They had the richest club in the world tag. They were arrogant and talking about dominating for 10 years Then the Saudi state went broke. Now they're are in relegation conversations. They went from Champions League nights to fighting to stay up And the same thing will happen to AstonVilla. Your billionaire owner can wake up tomorrow and say that he's gone. He can look at Villa's tiny revenue, look at the millions he's losing every year and just stop. He can close his wallet and Villa are dead Because Villa are nonthing without him. Villa have no global fans, no big revenue, no brand. Villa have a small stadium, a small fanbase, and a small history. Villa are a poverty club living off one rich man's charity If he stops, Villa collapse and go straight back to the Championship. They go back to being irrelevant On the other side, United can sustain itself for the next 100 yrs without anyone putting in a penny. United don't need a sheikh, don't need a Saudi state don't need a billionaire sugar daddy United can be terrible for 10 years and still be richer than Villa will ever be

The Iceman 🧊 Aston Villa is delighted to announce that Victor Lindelöf will remain at the club until 2028, with the club exercising an option to extend his existing contract by a further year.

ZERO constituencies in Birmingham are fiscally solvent. That compares to 47 in London. It is an uncomfortable fact, but Britain’s welfare state depends on high earners in London and the South East footing the bill for the rest of the country. See the @ASI Welfare Sustainability Tracker. 👇

BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:

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I genuinely dont know what this labour government have done for those of us in the middle with mortgages..we are literally being RINSED. Taxed every which way. Food expensive Bills through the roof Fuel astronimical Income tax Council tax How much money do these people think we have? We're already stretched to the limit with literally everything! Where the FCK Is the relief?

Hello guys. Sorry for the lack of posting yesterday. My nephew did a "funny prank" by mixing some laundry detergent in my usual ribena cordial. I spent yesterday at A&E, missed all of my usual football, and was scared I would die from poisoning. But I am fine now.

So it won’t be Emery, then. That’s fine by me. I never thought he was a Man Utd manager anyway. He’s absolutely perfect where he is at Villa.

Unai Emery in advanced talks over new Aston Villa deal in blow to Man Utd #avfc This has always felt like how it would turn out and what a boost for Villa. Best manager in the Premier League IMO telegraph.co.uk/football/202…

BREAKING: West Ham United have sacked Nuno Espírito Santo after West Ham's 3-1 home defeat against West Bromwich Albion at the weekend 🚨

There were only 2 games in Britain in season 04-05 than finished 7-1. Rangers V Dundee United and Man City V Barnsley. The same two goalkeepers played in both games - Ronald Waterreus for Rangers and City, Nick Colgan for Dundee Utd and Barnsley.

THE HOSTS CAN'T STOP OUR ASCENSION UP THE SKY BET CHAMPIONSHIP 🤩

I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!