I parented a beautiful Enigma. Tech Retiree. Bell Labs DMTS. Lead Econometrican Corporate Strategy, Lucent SR Director, Business Operations, Nokia

Joined November 2022
Captain Flume retweeted
Has an S-1 filing ever included "existential risks to humanity" before? sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
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This is must watch. It's from an oversight committee hearing in 2024. It is the most powerful takedown I believe I've ever seen. This is the real Byron Donalds when confronted. Jamie Raskin was masterful.
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Adding to a "Scaramucci", there will soon be a "Zacharia" added to the lexicon of time units. We're just waiting to set the value.
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia reportedly failed the California bar exam and has never been a credentialed lawyer. Zacharia has repeatedly presented herself as an attorney.
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Captain Flume retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Captain Flume retweeted
within 3 years Sydney Sweeney is going to be showing full labia in a commercial for flock cameras
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There goes her future defense...
We don't care if you're insane, guilty is guilty.
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Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*
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I had a 35 year career in IT, and I‘m thinking about logistics of complying with USPS mail voting rules. Every state plus DC offers excuse based mail voting servicing military, disabled/elderly, those who live overseas,maintain US residence, who work/attend school out of state.
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Captain Flume retweeted
I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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I saw Gulf Frittaries in Myrtle Beach last year, now Lesser ones in the Big Horn Mountains
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Well, she looks pretty great to me @captmarkkelly 😘
👀 Who is this woman that Arizona Democrat Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly was getting handsy with yesterday while he was sporting Mexico’s jersey during the World Cup game? A US Senator who represents a BORDER STATE wearing Mexico’s jersey is bad enough, but I thought he was “super loyal” to his medically brain dead wife who was shot in the head? 🧐 @GabbyGiffords this doesn’t look like you. Who is the other woman? 🤔 @NRSC @SenateDems
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The woman has been confirmed to be Gabby Giffords by both Mark Kelly (via tagging) and Gabby Giffords herself x.com/CaptMarkKelly/… x.com/GabbyGiffords/…
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The only vegetable Catturd will eat are Brussel Sprouts #BelgiumFacts
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Ronald Reagan: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman…But Anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American…This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America's greatness.”🇺🇸
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See you soon.
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