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Carefree, AZ
Joined March 2023
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How Jimmy doing the Celtics
NBA thinking about a Heat-Nuggets Finals
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Fans at the Intuit Dome every time Deni Avdija touches the ball #NBA #AllStarGame
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Kon Knueppel has knocked down 22 triples through his first seven career games! It's the most through a player's first 7 career games in NBA history 🤯
Kon Knueppel = certified sharpshooter 🎯 🐝 24 points 🐝 6 rebounds 🐝 5 assists 🐝 4 triples Charlotte grabs the dub at home!
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NEWS: 2026 4⭐️ Vaughn Karvala (@vaughnK2026_) has committed to Indiana, he told @LeagueRDY. At 6-foot-7, Karvala is an explosive, tough wing with elite athleticism and the ability to score the ball from anywhere on the floor. He chose the Hoosiers over Cal and Xavier. #30 overall in the @SCNext 100.
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NEWS: 4⭐️ Vaughn Karvala has committed to Indiana, he tells @Rivals. The 6-6 small forward is a top-50 recruit in the 2026 class. on3.com/rivals/news/four-sta…
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Cracker/Nigga of the Day
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Kon Knueppel through 4 games: 16.0 PPG 52.2 FG% 53% 3PT (16/30) 4.3 RPG Most 3PTs made through first 4 games of a career. He’s a problem 🔥
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Kon Knueppel so far this season: 16 3PM (most ever in first 4 career games) 53.3 3P% (1st in NBA, min. 30 attempts) HISTORIC start for the @hornets rookie!
With 16 three-pointers made over his first four games, Kon Knueppel now holds the NBA record for the most made threes through the first four games of a career!
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Austin Reaves v Shai in their first 5 games of the season 👀 Reaves: 34.2 PPG, 5.6 RPG, 10 APG, 1.8 SPG SGA: 34.8 PPG, 6.2 RPG, 5.4 APG, 1.4 SPG
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Austin Reaves is the first Laker to start a season with 5 STRAIGHT 25-PT games since Kobe Bryant in 2005 🤝🔥
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• 0 Star Recruit • Didn’t start a Single Game his Freshman Year (4.1 PPG) • Started 11 of 31 Games his Sophomore Year (8.1 PPG) • Spent 5 Years in College • Went Undrafted Last night in the NBA: 51 POINTS 11 REB 9 ASSISTS Just. Keep. Working.
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NEWS: 4⭐️ Vaughn Karvala is down to three schools and will announce his college commitment on November 1st, he tells @Rivals. The 6-6 small forward is a top-50 recruit in the 2026 class. on3.com/rivals/news/vaughn-k…
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Luka, Austin Reaves and Knecht in the Lakers locker room
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Jalen Hurts in the Eagles locker room after winning the Super Bowl
Brady waiting for Mahomes outside the Chiefs locker room after the Super Bowl xitter.gq/BayouBets225/status/16…
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DFS when he see Luka walk into practice
Lakers gotta have another trade (or two) on deck
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How Amen Thompson did Tyler Herro
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Austin Reaves and Dalton Knecht in the locker room before every Lakers game
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Replying to @KingJosiah54
Lebron catching Bronny at a party with snow bunnies when he should be in the gym
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Drake signing Naomi Sharon to OVO
Drake’s artist Naomi Sharon shares new picture after she was in the studio
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