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Craig

@CraigButlerUK

Comedian, writer, productivity blogger, Burton Albion fan

 London, England
Joined June 2010
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In all my time as a stand up, not once did I manage to come up with something as funny as this 🤣🤣 What an absolute weapon.
Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps (@grantshapps) profile pictureRt Hon Sir Grant Shapps
@grantshapps19 Jul 2023
I’ve written to @Keir_Starmer to request he pays for the criminal damage the Just Stop Oil attacks on the Energy Security Department caused this morning As the political wing of Just Stop Oil, it is the Labour Party not the taxpayer that should be paying the bill
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As if we didn't already know Cocaine is trending in politics
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This has Michael Scott vs Dwight Schrute at the dojo vibes to it #MuskvsZuckerberg
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Make a note of the MPs who did not vote, including 225 Conservatives, and our integrity & accountability led PM and never give them your vote ever again. Disgrace. #PrivilegesCommitteeReport
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What on earth is Bob Seely banging on about? What a cretin #PrivilegesCommitteeReport
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I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.
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I haven't seen so many celebrities so rattled in one place since @rickygervais last hosted the Golden Globes. Hilarious to watch. 😂 #BlueCheckMark
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Wonder if @elonmusk knows that it's possible to view the tweets of someone who has blocked you, if the algorithm recommends. Someone who blocked me (long story) just came up in my feed? But I click on the profile and I'm still blocked 🤔
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If blocking doesn't work as a function...not great UX (for blocker or blockee)
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Johnson getting an absolute rinsing here, can see his agitation. Enjoying the watch. #BorisJohnson #partygate
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The Microsoft Loop app has launched in preview!🚀🚀🚀 Try it now: msft.it/60155CMbd #MicrosoftLoop
A screenshot of a Loop workspace with a page titled “Hello world!” that shows team members inside the workspace working together.

ALT A screenshot of a Loop workspace with a page titled “Hello world!” that shows team members inside the workspace working together.

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Still think @StephenMerchant as Darren Lamb in Extras is my fave ever comedy performance. Absolutely brilliant.
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Notion AI is now available to everyone. No waitlist, no “limited preview.” Get started: notion.ai
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Yesssss love this!
Notion (@NotionHQ) profile pictureNotion
@NotionHQ21 Feb 2023
Sometimes, to get things done, you need a closer look at your schedule 🔍 Introducing: WEEKLY calendar view!
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I've launched a website 👀 If you want productivity tips & strategies straight to your inbox, sign up for free below: bit.ly/3k4n7N8 #productivity #blog
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Who is it
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Best tweet in history
Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) profile pictureGreta Thunberg
@GretaThunberg30 Dec 2022
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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Danny Mills criticising Poland for NOT having any bookings tonight 🤨 #POLARG
Ally McCoist on VAR: "I could save them a lot of time ya know. Could save them a right few quid" 🤣 what a legend #GERJPN #FIFAWorldCup
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