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"Bear Stearns is Fine!"
Joined November 2021
The inflation keeps inflating
BREAKING: September PPI Inflation unexpectedly rises to 6.3%, above expectations of 5.3%. Core PPI Inflation rose to 5.0%, above expectations of 4.4% PPI inflation is now at its second highest level since November 2022. The odds of rate hikes are rising sharply on the news.
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I’ve been summoned. New all time highs imminent
No stopping the bears right now...
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He actually bottom ticked it, +20% since Inverse Cramer literally never fails
JIM CRAMER: “I AM GOING TO SELL MY BITCOIN” [DUE TO QUANTUM COMPUTING] Congrats Bitcoin bulls
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Inverse Cramer retweeted
How it feels saying 100 bps instead of 1%
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The inverse cramer portfolio has been one of the best performing investment strategies of the decade. It would be even stronger if he decided to be bearish on this company
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How it feels saying 100 bps instead of 1%
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Inverse Cramer retweeted
The debate is over Jim Cramer is the greatest (inverse) investor of all time
Inverse Cramer being autopilot’s best performing fund will never not be hilarious 😂
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The dumbest person you know thinks the stock market is a scam
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The debate is over Jim Cramer is the greatest (inverse) investor of all time
Inverse Cramer being autopilot’s best performing fund will never not be hilarious 😂
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This article is fake, but it’s even funnier when you realize her personal stock portfolio includes a bunch of bio companies that almost entirely rely on drug tests Like Eli Lilly, Boston Scientific, Stryker, and even the US healthcare ETF Politicians are literally the worst. The gaslighting must stop
There are some lines you don’t cross. Turning cancer patients into a prop bet is one of them. And it’s exactly why New York won’t let companies like Kalshi break our laws.
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Like what are we doing here man
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The next generation will be much smarter than me (and Jim) thanks to @WisprFlow @tankots
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JIM CRAMER: “I AM GOING TO SELL MY BITCOIN” [DUE TO QUANTUM COMPUTING] Congrats Bitcoin bulls
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Never stood a chance
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SITUATIONAL AWARENESS HAS EXITED ALL OF ITS PUBLIC EQUITY TRADES: CNBC
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Inverse Cramer retweeted
Last year we spent $2.5M on our launch video. Now we need to budget. So we built a way to compare your spending to other users in every category and see if you're going to escape the permanent underclass... or not. twocents budgeting is now live.
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Not to be dramatic but if the fed hikes today we all die
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ChatGPT for robotics Do NOT show Jim this
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And so it begins. Expecting mass layoffs soon.
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Well if I was worth $300 million off a $176k annual salary I would also vote against the stop insider trading act
JUST IN: Nancy Pelosi voted "against" the Stop Insider Trading Act
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