Systematic trend following investor living beyond the efficient frontier. I like financial markets.

Joined September 2024
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You mean to tell me that I can buy a watch for only $850 and it looks better than a Rolex.
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I’m not sure how much longer I can survive in Nasdaqistan. Half of my men have been margin called and the other half are bleeding. Please send help. I don’t know if I can survive another red day.
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I have no idea how options work but I want to long $MRNA. It it down 21% today and I’m not sure why, and I honestly think it can have a short squeeze. Is this a good idea?
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Kids will buy $SOFI at $14 and think they are the next Warren Buffett.
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How it’s going to feel entering Nasdaqistan at market open.
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Preparing for another week in Nasdaqistan.
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Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.
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Just drove past a $SOFI bull meetup.
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Boomers often say, “Kids don’t go outside anymore like we used to,” and then, when kids do go outside, these same people call the cops on them for “being too loud.”
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“2026 is going to be my year.” October 1st:
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“Dude $SOFI is so cheap right now. It’s a generational opportunity.”
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My dad made good money throughout his career and paid a financial advisor for over 20 years to manage it. Since inception in 2003, his portfolio's annualized return was 7.63%. He's contributed $487,115 of his own money over that time, and it's grown to $1,531,253 today. The S&P 500 has returned about 11.58% annualized over that same period. Had his money simply tracked the index instead, he'd likely be sitting on somewhere around $3.4 to $3.6 million today, roughly $2 million more, with no advisor fees along the way.
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“I will pick individual stocks, time the market, and beat the S&P 500 for 30 years.”
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Bro: If we invest $230 per month into the S&P 500, we will have $2.3 million dollars in 49 years. Me:
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I’ve been sitting in my room for 12 hours straight thinking about $NKE and I genuinely couldn’t think of a single bullish catalyst.
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Stop buying stocks in a downtrend. It’s not cheap. It’s not an opportunity. You are losing money. $NKE
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Me checking my portfolio for the 7th time on a Sunday like it might move.
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How it feels to spend more than 50 dollars.
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Not posting until I lose money in the stock market.
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POV: You were good at Fortnite as a kid.
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