me crow. Professional R*t*rd. I love Jesus #deznat. Virginia ruined America. I was in a fake coma between 2020-2024.
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My Mom just let me know that she was just diagnosed with an aggressive liver tumor which they need an oncologist to figure out just how bad it is and what to do next.
At this point, they can't determine if it's cancerous.
Prayers are appreciated.
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Not a blue-eyed crow, just the whole sky and a beautiful tree reflecting in their eye.
ALT Photo of a crow who is leaning into the frame from the right, crow is looking up, beak pointed upwards. Crow is half in shadow and half in shade, and their eye is reflecting a beautiful tree with the blue sky background.
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"Frenchman" dares the Japanese to defend themselves without using "black, monkey, or Muslim."
The Japanese: "There’s a word called 'nigger,' right?"
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"I used to have a revolver But I kept Trying to kill myself With it so I gave it to A kid."
I love it after you take a really hot bath you can feel your muscles loosen as you cool down.
I don't do hot as hell baths alot, but sometimes they're really just the thing you need after a long couple days.
I read a book in highschool that was basically talking about situations like this where people just suddenly and for no reason, kill or attacked friends and families.
The conclusion was that the greatest horror is that everyone in your life that you trust has that capability.
David Spade woke up at 6 a.m. to his personal assistant standing in his bedroom.
“Is there anyone else in the house?”
“No,” Spade said.
Then the man punched him in the face and hit him with a stun gun.
Spade says they had spent the previous day editing Joe Dirt. They had even made plans to go out the following night.
Nothing had seemed wrong.
The assistant had the security codes to Spade’s house. He said the alarm company had called.
Spade looked up and saw him in the doorway, mostly a silhouette.
Then came the question.
Then the punch.
Spade says he was thrown to the floor and kept asking himself if it was a dream.
When he finally got free, he saw blood.
The man came at him again.
Spade made it outside, but the gates in his driveway had trapped him inside his own home.
“I thought, this guy’s gonna kill me,” he says.
He was thrown onto the cement. Spade says he got one hand free and hit him five times.
Then he ran back inside, slammed the door and locked it.
“The door was shaking like a rhino was hitting it,” Spade says.
He went to his bedroom, grabbed a loaded shotgun and told the man he would shoot through the door.
Only then did he leave.
Spade says the assistant had been around him for five years.
He still didn’t know why he did it.
I got a message on discord from a guy I did a card trade with asking if I'd give him more stuff since the card he got tanked in value in the last 2 days.
No, it was a fair trade when it happened and I didn't know it was going to crash and I'm not going to play that game.
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I didn’t make it into the calendar.
ALT Photo of a crow who is standing on the back of a wooden bench. The bench and the brick wall behind crow are shades of deep orange.
Never be close friends with a girl.
Make friends of any one you want, but don't invest your emotions in women that will not be your companion.
