Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
$GURU - Another all time high. What's more exciting for me about this project is the use case and utility. You have 37 "Gurus" with funds returning on average 31%. The highest 474%. Incredible passive income for those that don't want to manage positions. Better than DEFI returns
$GURU - All time high. Now in price discovery. It's easier to ride a trend when it's hot than sitting in a coin waiting for it to get hot. Momentum has started. It's don't overthink season.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
$BONK new all time highs 🔥️️
which means bonk guy new PNL all time highs
(of course as promised i won't be publicly posting my pnl again until it hits at least $50 million, God willing)
i had originally tweeted that i expected new ATHs yesterday, but it seems it took a day longer due to market fuckery
still... BONK breaking ATHs and being up 36% on a day other memecoins are barely moving is testament to its strength as i earlier highlighted
bonk guy is right once again
now:
strap on for the real rally
GOD WILLING
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
I have been told that I need to "do less philosophizing and do more ethereum bullposting". Hence, here is an ethereum bullpost, courtesy of stable diffusion 3 inpainting + gimp.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
Replying to @degenApe22
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
I don't think you guys understand what an actual bullmarket looks like
every single altcoin on a CEX 5-50% up on the day. persistently rotating for 3-5 days, a quick 24h correction, resume
for months
masses collectively throwing high 8 figures into every yield ponzi there is
BTC rallying so hard it paralyzes the entire market, but at first sign of consolidation alts absolutely rip
BTC consolidations after face-melting rallies are met with complete reset in OI/funding. one can not believe their eyes. price while derivatives cool off? fucking sideways - local TA gurus call bullflags. resume up shortly.
once BTC is done, ETH pulls an ever stronger rally, you'd think it was a 100M mcap memetic being shilled by local cabal. brings the entire market up, altcoins start having weeks, months of inhumane moves
the only caviat are devastating short-term corrections to wipe the leverage, alas, riding longs from much lower and/or longing these wicks is a 99% safe play. hell, I'd say 100%, but some of you will 100x leverage an altcoin if I say that.
your spot bags? depending on where you're at in your journey, you're looking at watches, boats, planes, houses. hell, some will probably be looking to buy islands and superyachts.
and if you think, just for a second, you can come up with an actual good reason we're not getting that again for at least few months in the near future, you're delusional.
your downside risk is 50, 70%. boo-hoo. your upside is generational wealth that will make every ex-girlfriend pull their hair out for losing you.
strap in, because it's coming, this time is indeed not fucking different. I advise against listening to influencers that already made it and are here to unload their seed investments on you
I don't need to do that, I'll unload on the tourists at the top.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
Bridging the gap between mainstream and decentralized financial worlds, we’re making it easier for users of self-custody wallets to make card purchases everywhere Mastercard is accepted – while retaining custody of their funds until the moment of purchase.
In collaboration with industry leaders like @MetaMask and @BaanxGroup, we’re launching a groundbreaking #Web3 card program that combines the freedom of self-custody with the security of the Mastercard network. The program marks a significant step toward mainstream #crypto adoption, offering greater financial inclusivity and redefining how we interact with #digitalassets.
mastercard.com/news/perspect…
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
You guys sold all your coins
… But
BlackRock
MicroStrategy
Grayscale
Fidelity
didn’t.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
JUST IN: Tesla reveals none of their $640,866,000 #Bitcoin was sold in Q2 2024.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
BAD HAND Coming: In my previous tweet I stated success comes to those who know how to thrive when delt a bad hand. The bad hand is being delt now. Millions will lose. Please don’t be one of the losers.
Bitcoin is rising in price as Wall Street loads up on Bitcoin.
This is your time to turn a bad hand into a great hand. Buy more gold, silver, and Bitcoin.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
#Bitcoin - Still in the channel and still holding the range. Nothing is broken other than morale and sentiment.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
Is the Banana Zone real?
Raoul Pal is creating a lot of excitement talking about Bitcoin hitting “the Banana Zone.”
Q: Does he know what he is talking about? Q: What is the Banana Zone? A: Yes, I believe Raoul PAL knows what he is talking about. A: “The Banana Zone” is when Bitcoin lifts off…goes parabolic…creates a sine curve…when people say “I should have bought some”….or “I should have bought more.”
Q: Why do I believe Raoul knows what he is talking about? A: Because of his professional experience as a high ranking executive of Goldman Sachs and because years ago, Raoul personally recommended I begin investing in Bitcoin. Because of his encouragement I bought 30 Bitcoin at $6,000.
Today those same Bitcoin are priced at around $60,000…and I have continued to buy Bitcoin…more every month.
Thanks to Raoul’s You Tube lessons….I understand why Bitcoin is entering “The Banana Zone.”
Simply said: Bitcoin is “rules based money.” Government’s fake fiat money is “debt based” money.
“Rules based money”makes you richer. Government fake “debt based” money makes you poorer.
Hang on tight as Bitcoin lifts off into the “Banana Zone.”
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
Trade at the speed of the market. Conditions are slow so be slow to take new trades.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
Crypto has up and downs. I truly believe you can only succeed in this space if you manage to control your emotions on days like this.
I have seen many capitulating at the bottom. And coming back a few months later to rebuy eveything back much higher.
Stick around. Dont give up🤝
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
Introducing the ZK Token
Checker → claim.zknation.io
Announcement → blog.zknation.io/zk-token/
Docs → docs.zknation.io/
It’s time to put the ZK token into the hands of the community. It’s your turn to govern ZKsync’s future.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
Alpha
A friend of mine recently found a potential 1b mcap “Chinese” narrative play on eth.
This is based on what would be the closest version of Pepe in China based off interactions and usage of the meme.
The meme is called $quby and it is used about as frequent as Pepe. It certainly is the most used sticker in all of china.
It could do nothing, but my homie faded $pepe because he didn’t understand the meme and doesn’t want to make the same mistake again. It’s all about now positioning accordingly to popular Chinese memes as eventually they will pop off.
It’s important to note that many $pepe launches happened before the $pepe we know today became the one we love and trade. However, it is important to position well in case one of the memes take off. That’s why I’m positioned in $quby as well as $tuzki. $quby is cool because it has a dedicated team and community that is still posting even when it was at 500k mcap. Currently 3.5m today on $eth.
One of these china stickers will pop off someday and become a huge memecoin. Are you positioned properly?
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
JUST IN: $300 million liquidated from the cryptocurrency market in the past 60 minutes.
Cripto Bongo 💎🦍 retweeted
My forward guidance for 2024 and2025 has not changed since Oct 2022 (when bitcoin was below 20k!):
✅ rise into April 2024 halving
✅ halving around S2F model value $55k
✅ pump after halving
❔ 2024: BTC crosses $100k
❔ 2025: reach S2F target $0.5m (range $0.25m-$1m)





























