@CrispyWicks

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 Seattle baby
Joined March 2016
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Tryna have a big soul. A big swol soul. Big pumped soul with which I can lift all my brothers and sisters. I can lift them clean from the dirt and filth, spare them the stains on their soles. I also want bigger calves, amen.
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I don't have the weird hand animation when posting... :(
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Some people want you to look.
SLUG@generalslug16h
absolutely floored by this picture i saw on facebook marketplace
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Nowhere else I'd rather be
❤️‍🔥 xiq
@exgenesisOct 23
so glad I can find myself on the community-archive.org
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Finer detail on my twitter neighborhood
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How Fielderesque to have a clearly superior pair of contestants visible in the background
Mary Grace@marygracepurser22h
neither of them look like nathan or elizabeth?? and why is she making that face that elizabeth definitely does not make lmao
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anirudh@AnirruptedMindOct 25
I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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"why are you crying in the gym, bro" My playlist for the past hour:
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Quick reminder that WD-40 is a solvent, not a lubricant. It will remove gunk that impedes hinges, but you should follow up with some spray lube so they remain nice and smooth.
guro ᕱ⑅ᕱ@gurobunnyyOct 24
crazy that WD-40 just works. i just sprayed that shit on some hinges and it turned looser than a homestuck fan's interpretation of their favorite character
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Baby fever rising
DOUBLECHECK@Dimi2XOct 24
My 2yo does this thing where he approaches me and repeats "I need to be Master Chief," which means I have to give him a small foam dart pistol and put his mom's motorcycle helmet on him. He (relatively) quietly walks around like that for a while before announcing that he's "done"
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Fun fact: a breast reduction surgery is basically just a breast lift and vice versa. You remove skin from the bottom of the boob and reconnect it, pulling it up higher on the body. This leaves a pretty gnarly scar but can turn pancakes into bundt cakes.
ZAM Haber
@ZamHaberAjansOct 22
Meme küçültme ve dikleştirme ameliyatı olan kadın, ameliyat öncesi ve sonrası arasındaki farkı kalemle çizerek gözler önüne serdi.
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shaggy
@shaggysurvivesOct 24
My dog
ethel cainhurst †@durendollOct 22
imagine a eunuch that just goes with the flow. a chilling eunuch. a relaxed, casual, unassuming eunuch. the kind of eunuch you could have a beer with.
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Seattle is more of a cul-de-sac than I remembered. It doesn’t feel cool, it feels like some punk anarchist’s time capsule idea of something that was cool ten years ago. Dead end The people are nice. Everyone is Asian or White. It’s still beautiful. Tech utopia backwater
Shakes, A Large And Particular Man
@TheFatAmericanOct 24
Update: my sister has been here before and thinks the food is horrible
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I dressed a man in Reno just to make him fly
Scott Hansen
@LithrosOct 22
I doused a man in Reno just to watch him dry
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蟹張@kanibari_2Oct 23
⚠️注意喚起⚠️ さっきシコったら精子に虫が入っていました。流石に製造元に問い合わせたところ無料でキンタマ交換してもらえましたが、日常的にキンタマ使用する人は気をつけてください
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Important line of thinking to internalize for yourself
Patrick McKenzie
@patio11Oct 22
A conversation that has happened many times in banking, with various flavor texts, from fintech to public banking to microfinance. A: We think there is an opportunity to write loans to an underserved population. B: At usuriously high rates? A: No, at usual rates. Maybe lower.
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RE:Skob
@re_skobOct 21
Interesting idea. Had tokens to burn so I got Opus to put it to the test
Synthetic Beef
@SyntheticBeefOct 21
Of course it can. Take all 100,000+ games on steam, scrape their descriptions and metadata, semantically plot them in vector space using embeddings, mathematically choose a location in vector space far away from neighbors, convert that back to a description and metadata, boom, brand new ideas ranked by how unlike any other ideas they are.
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Scott Hansen
@LithrosOct 22
got bitten by a special-looking spider & I do believe I'm developing the power to spontaneously necrotize
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It's a shame about all the socialist gobbledygook, but the fact he picks up on reasonable, effective policies makes him one of the best mayors in the country. At least this and the 10-dollar halal plate, those are the two I'm aware of.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorOct 21
We know how to make our streets safer, so we did it 600 times. Red light cameras reduce red light running by 80% and T-bone crashes by 65%. Most importantly, they help New Yorkers get home safely. That's why we installed new red light cameras at 600 intersections across the five boroughs to help stop dangerous driving before tragedy strikes, and make our streets safer for everyone who walks, rolls, drives, or takes the bus. nydailynews.com/2026/10/21/n…

NYC expands red light cameras to 600 intersections, meeting goal

In 2024, state lawmakers authorized the city to put red light cameras at 600 intersections — up from the prior cap of 150.

nydailynews.com
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