7 year old me watching the ticket eater machine at Chuck E Cheese count a huge line of tickets

back on my watching one piece shit

I know this pot roast im making is gonna be good because my dog is just laying by the counter watching it

I was able to get over MA not having happy hour, but the fact that I can't own Nunchucks might be a deal breaker

before Grimace was in the main stream media, a @McDonalds employee once asked me my name for an order, and I said "Patrick, but in these parts I go by Grimace." and she stopped looked at me and loudly said "yo, what the fuck."

How you remind, by nickleback was the last rock song to hit #1 on billboard top 100, which confirms the fact that they are a good ass band

growing up is realizing that chicken thighs are better than chicken breasts

rating soprano characters i could actually be friends with 1) Christopher 2) Sil 3) Tony 4)Paulie 5) Vito phil leotardo would make the list but he did 20 years so the timeline just doesnt check out

if you aint playin conway twitty at the dive bar you aint at the dive bar

I think gentrification could be stopped if more people had the gaul to dress up like goblins/ghouls/ghosts and just be a menace to apartments but people dont wanna talk about that

going to the casino, like and reply to this tweet or its yalls fault I loose

hey ma by cam'ron is really the energy i'm trying to bring to life

Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog is easily a top 10 songs of all time

I like las vegas because its like being drunk in a big mall, but with gambling and circus acts.

I'm hoping that if I consume enough microplastics that i'll eventually develop an exoskeleton

the older I get the more I want to be alan jackson

the DMV is such a toxic place. Place changes people.

Her: He's probably thinking about other girls Me: thinking about the Massive Russian Borehole

nothing like going to the casino, losing lots of money and coming home at 2am and eating 3 pan fried hot dogs.