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Pro Wrestling | Simpsons | Manchester United. On the never ending search for the perfect Guacamole recipe.

United Kingdom
Joined February 2023
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Wrestling in real life (tenuously): A Thread. #1 (May 2025) - Can she do it!
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Always the same with these cunts. They always act like someine wants to be a cat or a dog. No they don't, you cunts. They want to live as themselves. That' is. Isabel Oakeshott referring to tragic mistakes after marrying Richard Tice in itself laughable that she can judge anyone. Secondly that she's a journalist apparently, yet doesn't know when it's appropriate to use fewer instead of less. But the real irony is the current criticising of the country while being an immigrant in a majority Muslim city, Dubai. If that's who you have to get on your show, just admit you have no credibility.
i’m crying is that jeremy kyle ???😭😭😭
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Just as a heads up, This is a Revolution won't be doing crowd sourced end of year awards for 2026. I loved doing them, but honestly the amount of time that went into doing them - counting the votes, scoring, graphics etc well, being frank, it wasn't worth the limited engagement we got with them. Hopefully everyone who enjoyed these understands. We will likely do some form of end of year awards, just not in the same format.
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How about apologise for fucking us all over, yet still getting the benefits of being a former Prime Minister you absolute hag.
How about apologising for your family's role in communism - the most evil ideology on the planet?
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The @RevProUK roster: Where will be be going this year? Andy
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Fucking wicked to see Ethan Allen out with Luke! Love it
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If any of the blokes won it, there would be far less outrage. Grown men crying just because a woman won
Beat Luke Littler, a Netflix production initially advertised as a potential life-changer for pub players, has been won by somebody who received an MBE for their services to darts.
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I appreciate the inspiration
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First time in my life I've ever sided with Jamie Carragher. The fact he has to post this is fucking stupid.
I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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I don't care if he's 56, I don't care what company it's in, however I NEED a BritWres company to bring Satoshi Kojima in for a show in 2027.
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LIVE........... youtu.be/Iq2hXfxKaiM Coming soon on Spotify
We had so much fun the first time, we recorded a second..... Coming tomorrow - our RevPro 'Hot Takes' and 'Who would we cast in a RevPro Traitors!'
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New heels when they’re about to make fun of the local sports team
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Rest in peace to Number One… Patrick Stewart 🕊️
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Hell fucking yes
Happy to announce I joined TEAM SPLX‼️ ➡️ SPLX x 1 Called Manders drops in 2hrs @ suplexapparel.com #1calledmanders #wrestling #puroresu #teamsplx #splx
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We had so much fun the first time, we recorded a second..... Coming tomorrow - our RevPro 'Hot Takes' and 'Who would we cast in a RevPro Traitors!'
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If you think this, you dont deserve good wrestling.
Saw someone call a Luke Jacobs match ‘a big disappointment’ it’s a new day for new experiences
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Then. Now. Forever.
No one is safe? Sounds like a plane full of wrestlers in Saudi Arabia!
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No one is safe? Sounds like a plane full of wrestlers in Saudi Arabia!
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I feel we'd be much better as a society if we adopted the Korakeun Hall merch sheet in any establishment where we have to go to a counter to order 😂
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Love your four most notable arguments are talking about Pork markets, being beaten by a lettuce, having the Queen die a couple of days after you met her and giving the country a massive, hard fuck, raw with no lube. How about you sit this one out.
Too many on the Right are naive about the nature of the left. The Left is being dragged towards Islamo-communism. They are a threat to our country.
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