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Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody)

@CrookeJenkins

"Criminal" Prosecutor, e/acc, Fentrepreneur, A Homeless Person's Worst Nightmare & America's Next Top Model. Funded by MAGA Money Man Bill Oberndorf. (parody)

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Joined January 2024
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Why would Chase do this to us?
California Post (@californiapost) profile pictureCalifornia Post
@californiapost23h
New Yorker who trekked 2,500 miles across the US is robbed twice after arriving in California trib.al/cqlpuYg
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Yes.
redshift (@redshif42725685) profile pictureredshift@redshif42725685Aug 12
Replying to @CrookeJenkins
Closing the great hwy to cars is costing lives? Wat?
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Now he wanna lick my bombaclaat, my ratatatata Got him goin' crazy for that puna-nanana I get what I want, I got that, ooh, shalakalaka He do what I say for that um-a-dahda-dahda
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Spending the night at @garrytan's. He's so romantic.
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Joel Engardio murdered the Great Highway with his bare hands.
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If these judges don't stop being such leftists, then I'm going to start prosecuting them too.
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We are so proud of JJ Omar for being both a citizen AND a journalist. Can't wait to see what he picks up with his hidden Meta glasses in the backrooms of Mar A Lago.
bettersoma (@bettersoma) profile picturebettersoma
@bettersomaOct 16
Replying to @wongdragon64 @war24182236
JJ is going to the big show he got invited to mar a lago as a citizen journalist event. It’s huge.
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NOT FUNNY!
Lucky G (@luckygsf) profile pictureLucky G@luckygsfOct 17
Charges reduced for Trans March defendents! 😃 instagram.com/p/DekZB5nkil3/…
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YAAAASSSS SO MANY GOOD CHOICES
Dr. Dick Whiner (@Scott_Whiner) profile pictureDr. Dick Whiner
@Scott_WhinerOct 17
Kimberly Guilfoyle for Press Secretary!
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YAAAASSSS
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerOct 16
Hear me out: Press Secretary Laura Loomer.
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Why would Chesa do this to us?
Squirtle (@squirtle_says) profile pictureSquirtle
@squirtle_saysOct 16
A SECOND ROADSTER HAS HIT THE SALESFORCE TOWER
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I am in possession of EXTREMELY DISTURBING information indicating that the fake park being operated on top of The Great Highway (aka Recall Joel Engardio Park) is being used to perpetuate SOCIALISM.
Lovely (@cow_in_sf) profile pictureLovely@cow_in_sfOct 15
Replying to @semeMrezinagrO @PippengerHarlo
I don't think you really know what socialism is.. Parks create: - equal spaces. Everyone is free to enjoy it without worry of inequality - prevent land monopoly so literally anyone can use it. - protect land from being exploited
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Wow. Even the godless communists in San Francisco are willing to condemn Hasan Piker for supporting the murder of The Great Highway.
Free Palestine (@bluecheesesyrup) profile pictureFree Palestine@bluecheesesyrupOct 15
Replying to @PippengerHarlo @youknowkempa
It’s cause Hasan supported the great highway park, proof he loves Scott Weiner
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JUST IN: I will be guest-prosecuting this week at the Sheng Thao Corruption Trial. I have multiple surprise witnesses lined up. There will be shocking moments and a lot of gasps. Livestream on Twitch & Kick.
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Me neither‼️
bettersoma (@bettersoma) profile picturebettersoma
@bettersomaOct 13
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After a thorough inquiry and investigation, my office has determined that Nancy Tung (@NancyTungSF) has done nothing wrong and will be staying on as Chair of the SF DCCC.
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Why would Chesa do this to us?
2001 Live (@25YearsAgoLive) profile picture2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 11
Nancy Pelosi is elected as House of Representetives Minority Whip, becoming the first woman to ever hold the position.
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Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody) retweeted
T Wolf 🌁 (@Twolferecovery) profile picture
T Wolf 🌁@TwolferecoveryOct 11
me is guberment awficial now
Department of Housing and Urban Development (@HUDgov) profile pictureDepartment of Housing and Urban Development
@HUDgovOct 10
Replying to @HUDgov
The Trump Administration is working across the government — from the White House to HHS to HUD — to address the homelessness epidemic by putting Treatment First. Tom Wolf, an American with lived experience, shares his message to vulnerable Americans who may be struggling on the streets:
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To protest these baseless attacks on Nancy Tung, I am going to make love to Garry Tan.
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Love you queen ❤️
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Mission Local (@MLNow) profile pictureMission Local
@MLNowOct 9
San Francisco's Democratic Party is axles up in a ditch. We asked every politician and aspiring politician in town and every member of the county Dem Party if Chair Nancy Tung should step down. Here's what they said missionlocal.org/2026/10/sf-… @esksf @junyao98
We asked every San Francisco politician: Should Dem Party Chair Nancy Tung step down?

We asked every San Francisco politician: Should Dem Party Chair Nancy Tung step down?

San Francisco Dems will meet in an Oct. 11 special meeting to reconsider their District 8 endorsement. It promises to be a fraught affair.

missionlocal.org
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