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(He/Him) I'm from a small town in Texas and I hope to one day live in Japan. I love video games and pro wrestling. I also tend to tweet about tokusatsu.

Texas
Joined August 2011
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! STICK!! STICK!! STICK!!
New AEW National Champion @HaangEmHiigh I know you would it 👏🏾
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
found out i introduced an entire polycule to nirvanna the band the show
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
So… tonight I learned that skewers are NOT pancakes. But we are your New Trios Champs! #AndNew #2x #aew #AEWFullGear
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
I'M NOOOT TRIPPIIING RIIIGHT?? IT'S ON BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! STICK!! STICK!! STICK!! #AEWFullGear
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
every time I randomly meet a furry it feels like I am speaking to the kindest person in the universe
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
I will be calling a meeting!!!
Kofi and Creed didn’t sign up for this shit 😭😭 #AEWFullGear
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
Baby’s first Anarchy in the Arena #AEWFullGear
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD THE MUSIC CAME BACK AFTER THE CHAIR SHOOOOOOOOOOT THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! #AEWFullGear
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
When DMX hits, you know it’s about to go DOWN! 😤 Watch #AEWFullGear LIVE on HBO Max PPV!
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIIIIT BROO LOOK AT GARCIAAAA HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL!! #AEWFullGear
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
Mixed mead with pineapple juice and 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
The council is deciding your fate
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
STIIIIIIICK OMFGGG!!!
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
Petah, the horse is here.
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
IS THAT NIGGA DRINKING HIS FUCKING BLOOD--
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
i’m not joking when i say the bottoms are just one of those small triangles & a string…🫪
ordered a micro bikini for my bday PPV & it’s more micro than I was anticipating…
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
EXPLODING POWER GLOVE WTFFFFFF #AEWFullGear
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
The Kasper Brothers are here, and they’re after the AEW World Tag Team Champions! 😱 Watch #AEWFullGear LIVE on HBO Max PPV!
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
I’ll be home before midnight I promise!
Ummm I thought we talked about this….. she’s my daughter…
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) retweeted
NIGGA OH MY FUCKING GOOOD!?!?!?!?!??
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