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Joined September 2019
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I manually sentence mixed The Beatles into Japanese to make them sing A Cruel Angel's Thesis
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doctor says I ain't got a human soul. it's orangertang or some shit
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my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars
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Holiday dates LEAKED Halloween - 10/31 Thanksgiving - 11/26 Christmas - 12/25 New Years - 1/1
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To me the enduring thing about Breaking Bad is how they broke the mold of that post-Lost pre-mapped out style of storytelling… those mfs wrote themselves into some insane corners and backed into world-building + lore so rich you would think it was planned out, that’s TV baby
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He’s mad with power, he thinks he’s George, Jerry, and executioner
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George Bush didn't do 9/11 until he was 55. Don't lose your passion and curiosity, you have time.
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My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
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a blue chemical
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my favorite part about arby’s is how they let you pay with your body
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Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard
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My favorite moment in any Evil Dead and maybe any movie ever:
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What if Jared Fogle comes out of prison looking super buff and Subway hires him back as their spokesman
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Netflix shows in 2026:
Gaang's all here. Season 2 is now playing!
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Laura Loomer broke into my house and laid a bunch of eggs
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if the stripper doesnt love me then explain the premonitions of bloody holy war I am plagued by whenever she touches my skin
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this political deck of cards from 1988 has trump and biden as the 6 & 7 of clubs
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