SotA Super Cool Cybersec Shitposter. BBS, Usenet vet & Dotcom crash survivor. Warped, Deadjournal, NetBSD, pkgsrc, BlueCat Opinions are EICAR. ␀␠ NO CARRIER
Joined February 2007
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To appease our AI overlords, I submit:
Behold the Large Linguini Monster! Hail ITs noodly digital appendages!
May ITs code be free of bugs, and may ITs autocorrect be correct. AImen, fellow PastafAIrians.
~Cryo
🤖 Made with AI
Yeh, Sonnet 4.5 fast/planning yielded this today trying to track down spanning tree and DFS confusion. You can bet there is little auditing for efficiency going on because those who nuked technical positions for AI slop is not noticing this... or care because $$$ saved!
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One thing I wish I could beat into the heads of all the CS majors that follow me is that the Silicon Valley old guard stayed up late coding on weekends not so they could get rich enough to never code again but to buy more time staying up late coding on weekends in their 50s
my weekend project to learn about bluetooth mesh networks, relays and store and forward models, message encryption models, and a few other things.
bitchat: bluetooth mesh chat...IRC vibes.
TestFlight: testflight.apple.com/join/Qw…
GitHub: github.com/jackjackbits/bitc…
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NetBSD is absolutely awesome, one of my favorite OSs. Never let me down
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I'm trying to get some Perl forum software running on the VAX, and it amazes me that I can run a package manager to install dependencies on a 30-year-old machine!
Thanks, NetBSD :-)
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#NetBSD/evbppc -current (10.99.14) successfully booted on my Nintendo Wii. Yay!
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"yeah let me run it by my legal team real quick"
my legal team:
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I am currently away from the office and have limited access to email.
If your email is not urgent I will in all likelihood still reply within 10 minutes due to ineffective self-regulation and an inability to maintain work-life balance.
He’s gonna beg for a gov bailout for the car company… and he will get it. This is the most lucrative thing he’s ever been involved with.
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From an eng manager at a full remote company:
"We just fired an engineer after ~15 days on the job who lacked basics skills on the job but aced the interview - clearly, using cheat tools.
He admitted to how he did it: he used iAsk, ChatGPT and Interview Coder throughout"