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In this game we play, neither side quits. Death always wins, yet life persists.

Joined January 2015
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Representing #TeamGreatSword since Monster Hunter Tri baybee!
Only the MEATIEST of chops suffice for those on #TeamGreatsword. Make yourself known if you're obsessed with the biggest damage in as few hits as possible.
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Literally me earlier eating a fantastic double cheeseburger from Burger King.
"clichés are boring" Me when I'm eating a burger and it's sooooo good and also I'm Hugh Jackman for some reason
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Bad Omens “Specter”
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it's fine.... 🥲
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sektor
Replying to @Murdoink
Genio hacelo con el uppercut de sektor
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When I'm jerkin off and my bro asked If we can hunt a tempered Barroth (we're both MR 200)
was animating porn but the friend group needed a dps
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VisionQuest
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Booting up @BossJ03L 's 360 and getting some co-op games going on a Friday after school was peak.
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just made some bullshitttttt #ResidentEvil #bryanhodukavich
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Shining Gundam sketch
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🔥 Street Fighter 2026 movie official poster art! #streetfighter #capcom #fgc
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Behold the secret technique of the Satsui No Fatso! Exceed your expiration date! #streetfighter
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Go ahead and jump in on me, nothing's gonna happen. 😏 #streetfighter
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decided bryan hasn’t suffered enough so I put him in the baker house
Bryan "I have a little bit of a situation here" — Resident Evil (2026) green screen
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BORN. AGAINNN
bf has been obsessed and laughing so much to this cat image for some reason lately
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Dress for the job you want type shit.
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This Arby's sandwich was not made in accordance with God. - Jonno, 2026
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I held a door open at the gas station for an elderly woman and as she walked past she said "There are still gentlemen in the world." My momma raised me right.
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𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯
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