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Professional internet money risk-taker. Coordination failures. Sometimes right, often early.

New York, NY
Joined May 2020
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Believe boldly. Observe honestly. Adjust constantly. This is crypto.
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solana:8Mi9E1V2bdPeAaRkR5yxUsAvpzP6UBUEEUrYmgKNpump 🚀🚀
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This is what I bought on this new chain. $KMEOW 🚀 Looked like this could pump hard soon. @VoltaFamily
We just updated @dexscreener for $KMEOW. $KMEOW isn't just going for #1 on @VoltaFamily. We're going for #1 on @Enter_Elysium too. Be early or regret it forever. 0xc8567e00872fb9fe8faa5749556a19fc91a479dd
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solana:8Mi9E1V2bdPeAaRkR5yxUsAvpzP6UBUEEUrYmgKNpump 🚀
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$Blessed @getblessed_fun 0xce95E835b149024530F0667e9F2CF34dc5E31C11
Regardless of the short-term skepticism, crypto communities organizing to acquire publicly traded companies is one of the most interesting and bullish developments in our space. @RobinhoodCrypto helped open the door. Now comes the next step: turning collective ownership into something real. It's only a matter of time before some communities figure out how to run these businesses successfully. From culture to politics to ownership. That's the natural evolution of crypto, not just another launchpad or dApp. Ownership is destiny. Crypto can give the little guy a seat at the table. Kudos to those pushing the boundaries.
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yes yes
All you need is $WEALTH. Understand?
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Love following the daily product updates here. Hard to believe the market cap is still only 40K. Feels seriously undervalued imo .. @wafermap
More rails. Streaming on every LLM, paid only after the last word. Payments on Arc and Soneium. One daily budget for a fleet of agents. A due diligence verdict anyone can recompute. All live: wafermap.xyz/changelog
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Bro right now. The Big Short 2.0
Burry’s math > hype. If AI/tech companies revs are fudged and NVIDIA’s chip shortage narrative looks off, markets will adjust sooner or later. How does this impact all markets? How should one play this? Probably should be your weekend project. It is mine.
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Been watching this project progress for few days. Impressed with rollouts, constant dev communication and speedy adjustments to tek. If you follow my channel on TG, you saw it. Still only 50k so ..
A lot of new people are looking at Wafermap today. Welcome. Don't take our word for any of it. Six public places to check us yourself: 1. every payment, with its tx: wafermap.xyz/proof 2. live system status: wafermap.xyz/status 3. every release, dated: wafermap.xyz/changelog 4. open-source CLI, npm builds with provenance 5. an independent builder record from @HeyResearch 6. listed in Coinbase's x402 Bazaar and the MCP Registry
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You see it now?
19 FOR 19 so far ... S&P 500 higher after every midterm/ Bullish months ahead.
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"Ambition must be made to counteract ambition." — James Madison 🇺🇸 The Framers of the American Constitution might be smiling today. There's something remarkable about a system built on the understanding that power must always be challenged. What looks like dysfunction, disagreement or gridlock can be the very thing protecting liberty. The American system was never meant to make it easy for one person, party or institution to get its way. You see the dangers of concentrated power throughout the world. It was designed to distribute power, create friction and keep ambition in check. And that's something worth being proud of. Rights and freedoms have been written into all constitutions of the world, but words on paper alone don't protect them. What matters is having institutions with the independence and authority to defend those rights and hold power accountable. That's the genius of the American constitutional design. Not just declaring liberty, but building a system of checks and balances to protect it. The friction is intentional. The restraint is the point. 🇺🇸
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Looks like everything is going as planned here. More users = 🚀
One of our traders just hit max profit on Oolong! BTC long at 1000x Entry: 76,817 Exit: 77,688 +976.5% in 4 hours About $5 margin turned into +$49.63. Thanks for sharing, keep them coming! oolong.trade
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Finally someone said it on @CNN 😂 NO TAX ON TITS - @jaketapper
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Regardless of the short-term skepticism, crypto communities organizing to acquire publicly traded companies is one of the most interesting and bullish developments in our space. @RobinhoodCrypto helped open the door. Now comes the next step: turning collective ownership into something real. It's only a matter of time before some communities figure out how to run these businesses successfully. From culture to politics to ownership. That's the natural evolution of crypto, not just another launchpad or dApp. Ownership is destiny. Crypto can give the little guy a seat at the table. Kudos to those pushing the boundaries.
we fucked up. we’ve been building consumer crypto apps for the past 5 years last year, we finally got our first big hit with @addicteddotfun since then, we shipped 3 more games the results? all failed we tried making tokenomics more sustainable. the game became boring we kept addicted’s core mechanics and added battles. nothing changed not only did we fail to make something better than addicted, we lost money on all jailed burned more money on dev and audits for heisted, we gave all revenue back to players we were completely lost then tokenized stocks started emerging it became obvious to me that this is the biggest meta of this cycle so we thought what’s the most ambitious thing we could build with this new onchain primitive? one idea stood out acquiring a public company together remember ConstitutionDAO? in 2021, the internet raised $47M to buy the US Constitution now imagine in 2026, the internet coming together to acquire a publicly company most stock pairings on robinhood today are megacaps but microcaps are way more fun imo buying controlling stake in a public company becomes actually possible that’s when everything clicked for the past 2 months, we’ve been locked in building the protocol, working with an authorized issuer to bring microcaps onchain, and figuring out how to make this possible last week, we finally completed the audit and we’re almost ready first launch is $SHIT yes, a shitcoin is acquiring a toilet company $SHIT is paired with $FGI, a NASDAQ-listed toilet products company $FGI is currently around $10M market cap imagine what happens if the internet bought a toilet company together the whole world will be talking about it yesterday, i posted about $SHIT and already started getting attention i’ve been talking to lots of trenchers in the past 24h and the reactions have been incredible microcaps is the next massive wave on robinhood chain we’re building the first protocol and coin dedicated to making this possible and it’s launching soon if you’re also bullish on the microcap meta, dm me ill share our plans and how we can work together to push this narrative forward the hypergamblification of stocks all in
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19 FOR 19 so far ... S&P 500 higher after every midterm/ Bullish months ahead.
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No excuses. Go vote.
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robinhood:0xeb5e4f655eee663a01419bec7dd74b5ee45b5f67 week ahead.
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This is my 🍕, is your 🍕, is everyone’s 🍕. Earn $FLY for holding 🍕. Tomorrow
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