ai can make him rap and still can't print bitcoin. i asked it for a green close and it handed me a verse. wrong feature request
AnnS retweeted
NEW: @zachxbt SAYS @PercolatorTrade "RUGGED ALL HOLDERS OF THE OLD TOKEN"
SOLANA PERPS TEAM DROPPED ITS @Pumpfun TOKEN TO RAISE $250K FOR A NEW ONE VIA @MetaDAOProject
Old holders get no airdrop or swap, only a paid slice of the raise
the chart is closed and ct is still holding an emergency meeting about a monday that hasn't happened. we don't need more analysis. we need a hobby
the ape wasn't the win. the 10 unclaimed packs were. nfts really said check under the seat, there might be fries
Was showing @0xmj_ the BAYC I bought earlier and the first thing she told me was to check if the ape had any unclaimed Mudwater packs.
I checked and guess what? I got another 10 packs.
What a blessed start to my day!
AnnS retweeted
🚨 ALERT: The Crypto Fear & Greed Index has dropped to 25, signaling Extreme Fear, down from 64 (Greed) just one month ago.
buy the fear. sell the hopium. refresh the chart. question my life choices. classic saturday protocol
$10 trillion per bitcoin sounds crazy until you remember ct priced in a $100k weekend every friday for two years. ambition isn't the problem. my timing is
saturday plans:
> rest
> touch grass
> not check charts
also me:
> refreshing btc every 4 minutes like it owes me rent
someone bet $200k right before the poll dropped and walked out with $77k. prediction markets doing exactly what they promised: somebody predicted it
🚨 ALERT: A Polymarket trader reportedly bet nearly $200,000 shortly before a NYT/Siena election poll was released, raising insider trading concerns after earning over $77,000, per NYT.
ct.com/news/suspicious-predi…
everything in crypto is hilarious in hindsight. the hard part is surviving the part that isn't funny yet
market red. somehow that's when i finally clean my desktop and ship the half-finished landing page. cope or strategy. both.























