timeline is just a competition of who can be the best little goy on pumpfuns payroll
(ansem is winning)
oh man that anxious swallow 23 seconds in when his brain catches up to what he just said
yapping after insider trading, not a single functioning brain cell
Rasmr responds to insider trading claims after buying $KIMCHI two minutes after launch with $20K
“Wait, I bought it two minutes after. No way… I didn't even realize I bought it that early”
“Brother, I didn't check s**t. I f**king slammed it with no info. That's my risk”
“I slammed 20 Gs in it and I could have easily went to zero”
Cryptofungus retweeted
the reason your entire timeline looks like an advertising board for @Pumpfun is because @a1lon9 spent the airdrop money on buying complicity from all your favourite KOLs and characters on CT.
3/4 of them aren't even rocking the pf badge, but they're getting paid a monthly retainer - i know this because i know half of them and they took a deal because they cannot make any money in these conditions.
the irony of this, of course, is the reason they can't make money onchain anymore is because of the company that is paying for their compliance and/or silence.
half these desperate traders under the new pumpfun fees, are being required to pay more in fees back to pf from the exorbitant minimum volume they have to trade, than the money pumpfun are paying them.
naturally the guys are the top of the pile, the Hugos, the slingorrs, the ansems, the chairmans etc, are getting a very nice slice of the pie, both in retainers and insane call out payments, but there are countless people with like 2-3k followers on CT getting these goyim mines deals.
just know that you're all responsible for the state of things onchain in some way, shape or form, and I hope those couple bands every month help allay your conscience.
CT has turned into a cesspit akin to casino slots twitter. I hope you enjoy this mess.
Cryptofungus retweeted
Scatter CEO John Scatter is here with a preview of our brand new product (FOR FELLAS' EYES ONLY. NO GIRLS ALLOWED)
rasmr can lie everyday about insider trading because it’s reached a point his nose can’t physically grow any larger
Cryptofungus retweeted
unfortunately crypto just doesn’t have any juice left, nothing of interest going on, the magic has left the room, the ethos of self sovereignty is gone
















