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Can anyone explain the strange influx of young males walking around #Charlottetown with massive walking sticks? Did I miss a fashion memo?

It's a nice day for sure. Exciting.but I wouldn't necessarily say it's "tarps optional" nice out. Stay classy Charlottetown #nipseverywhere

Anybody who chooses the hand dryer over the paper towel dispenser would die in a zombie apocalypse

To the guy clearing snow from his driveway with a fan rake... I see you bud. You got this, keep doing you. #dedicated #determined #driven

Why do I let my husband choose the movie. I can't get that time back.

I've allowed twitter to be privy to my inner dialogue #lordhelpus

All I can think about is all the cheese I haven't eaten yet. It's so distracting.

Saw myself in the mirror. I look like the runner up in a shovel fight. hair brush would be a start but that involves moving my arms. #nope

Only tweeted 3 times in 2016 prior to today. What was I so busy doing? Prepare for the #wordvomit folks

Watching a movie, guy just said "you can't put rabbits on your bed and expect them not to shit on your bed" this guy is onto something..

I'm just going to eat all the things.

Sunday is the day where I get to go through all of the stages of grief about losing the weekend. Just surpassed denial stage. #nowitsanger

Two days of exercise in a row has me questioning my physical existence. Everything hurts. Why am I here. When can I lay down. #helpme

If this work day doesn't end soon y'all are going to have to set up a gofundme page to bail me outta jail #justsayin

To the cranky old man trying to ruin my morning: I got my new boots on!!! AINT NOBODY BRINGING ME DOWN TODAY!!!!😼😼😼👊🏼👸🏼🙅🏼👢

Seriously cannot get enough of @asvpxrocky L$D. #thatvoice #mmmyes #moreplease

You're life is encapsulated by two dates and between lies a dash.. Make the most of the dash.

Jeez August... Take off your coat and stay a while #dontgo

Kanye 😵😵😵😵 #WTF #kanyeforpresident2020 #VMAs #VMAs2015

Oh god please stop #kanye #VMAs