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Where’s Ceviche? @CulinaryPimp
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Australians are internationally known as cheats and it’s so well known everyone just accepts it as if it’s almost cute. Your naughty rapscallion cousin who doesn’t really mean any harm but will cheat at anything from Monopoly to Cricket. Convict ancestry
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“Look the bad news is your fired, the good news is is you’re getting a free trip to Poland”
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Funny that at the same time as having a massive cheating scandal in cricket Australians are telling international rugby league fans they’re crazy for wanting neutral referees and officials “Only our referees are good enough” and it’s a bald bloke in a $400k hole from gambling
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If you were homeless why wouldn’t you go live by a nice beach?
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EN IMAGES - Gault & Millau a mis à l’honneur les chefs qui se sont distingués cette année par leur talent et leur créativité . Les grandes figures de la gastronomie française étaient évidemment au rendez-vous. Une Miss France, épicurienne dans l’âme,... parismatch.com/reunion-top-c…
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Why are so many of the top posters from Chicago?
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Youre not helping me when everyone is saying youre my alt ranjeet
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There is only really one fix that matters. Right now there is some low follower account tweeting amazing posts into the void. But where is he? Where can I find him? If he pops up in my feed, the experience on this app gets better.
The #1 thing you'd fix on 𝕏 if you could wave a magic wand is...
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Its incredible how much the owls look like bats as they swoop in to snatch up the moths drawn into the light on my porch. It looks like an uncoordinated movement but they always hit their target
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Pâté en croûte with pistachios and cornichons. Some things never need reinventing
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980円かと思って頼んだら9800円で震えてる。
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My ridiculously attractive therapist admonished me for shutting down my X the Everything App account. She suggested there are people who legitimately need me here calling people Jews, niggers, faggots and Troons We are working through it with open minds and open hearts
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Shut down all the alts ramjeet its over. The fat lady has sung the balding queer from KMart palmerston north was on the telly and we had an election Thanks to everyone who played along at home we had a blast
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What did we learn from the election? Liam He-Her is a faggot
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