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Sex, drugs, photography 🤘😎
Check out my books on both Amazon and Godless
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The Kickstarter for Canaries is live! Check it out!
13 authors, 13 chapters, one story!
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Lower Expectations Studio is here!
Our first project? A Real Job — a darkly comedic card game about surviving the crushing, cursed chaos of the workplace.
This 90-second reel shows a sneak peek at:
*Our first two Worker/Character cards
*The new card back
*Early animations from the world of A Real Job.
A taste of the tone, humour, and eldritch corporate madness to come.
We’re building the full game from scratch — art, animation, music, prototype — and gearing up for Kickstarter in 2026.
If you want to follow the journey (and watch us slowly go insane making it), welcome aboard.
More cards, creatures and cursed coworkers coming soon.
Lower Expectations Studio.
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Coming to Killer Pride? Need updated headshots? Wanna support the charity? I got your back!
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO SCARES!
Updated my website with new pins and trading cards! Check it out!
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Does anybody know of any small press/indie publishers that
A. Are reliable/have a lower chance of being outed for something insane
B. Are approachable/aren't going to be like a 0.01% of publishing
C. Are willing to publish a novella based off a previously published short story
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Excusives with our copies of THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
New Tales of Stephen King's THE STAND begins shipping in 3 weeks!!
Introduction by @StephenKing
SEE all unique versions from Stephen King Catalog!
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If I can just get two (2) more KDP sales this weekend, my latest urban fantasy baby will finally hit fifty (50) sales! 💪
Check it out if you like stories with slow burn romance, magic, demons, vampires and small town settings 💕
🔖 universal link: mybook.to/D3rL5
ALT 48 KDP sales
ALT Cover for The Wish and the Demon, book one in the Half Swallowed by Shadows duology, by Rebecca Crunden. Cover shows three men's silhouettes standing in the middle of a road in winter. There's dark red trees and snow on the ground. One figure is approaching the other two, surrounded by shadows.
Any of my friends that own their own business/know someone that owns their own business that could give me advice would be greatly appreciated! Any and all advice! Just DM me please, thank you!
ALL KILLER NO FILLER mystery packs available for $7 each (plus $1 shipping so $8 total if I'm shipping)
Each pack comes with 5 mystery cards out of the 12 total designs!
If you want any hmu either in the comments below or DM me! If these do well I have some secret project ideas
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