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My moms 90 year old friend just rizzed up my grandma

The biggest green flag you could have is rating yourself 7/10

I got hit by a rogue firework #freedom

Having a 1+ year Duolingo streak is sexy af

Everyone always says “I fucked your mom” but nobody says “I fucked your grandma”. Why does nobody want to fuck my grandma? #Pride2023

People who were able to drink capri suns in one suck in elementary school are whores now

Deepwoken players when their parents divorce and they get a step dad (it’s the second layer of their family):

I just fell down a flight of stairs #أنتخابات_مجلس_الأمة_2023

Consent is like a Fortnite lobby. You can play unless both players are readied up

Film Producers in 2023 be like “modern movies are terrible” bro then fix it

My ability to lose chapstick is unmatched

A hoe? Nah bitch your a cargo ship the way you be taking loads 🤨

No raw potato goes eaten unpunished

When I die I hope it’s near a child so I can drop a hard as quote and inspire them to become the next bill gates

You have expensive taste and I taste expensive, We are NOT the same

If you cut me off on the Highway then don’t back out and go back to your lane . I’d rather you be an asshole then an asshole and a pussy

Puss in boots was a good movie

I need to watch puss in boots

The French are known for surrendering I knew they’d lose #FIFAWorldCup #ArgentinaVsFrance #FrancevsArgentina

Only people who planned on getting pulled over while speeding drive with their license #driveby #Cops #Border Patrol