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at least 50% of what i say and do on this account is unserious.

in the lobby
Joined January 2026
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AIPAC just changed their name to the United Democracy Project (UDP), thinking we wouldn’t notice… They pulled any continued funding under their prior PAC, in an attempt to disassociate from the hate they receive regularly, and throw us off their track. You cannot hide.
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This is the opposite of going back to brunch and I am here for this type of lib energy
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Uh... He has a point. Just saying!
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Man cover that shit up… you can be secure about it but have some fucking decency
Just because her stomach makes y’all uncomfortable doesn’t mean she’s insecure about it.
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♰ epitaph retweeted
Kai Cenat continues trolling Reggie by calling TVU and telling them to shut off services from everyone else streaming and only give him connection as he started lagging 😭
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Replying to @nypost
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You'll never guess what happens at 0:22 And no, it's not AI
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Karmello Anthony just got a major break in his case against Metcalf
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Half of the hospitals in the country are about to close or slash staff by 75%
If you think the economy is bad now don’t forget the Big Beautiful Bill’s provisions will go into effect in the next few months, catapulting tens of millions of amerikans into forced hunger and culling Medicaid by a trillion dollars
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Era el momento de chequear el nivel de vídeo de Will Smith comiendo spaguetti
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Things got HEATED between Matan Even and one of the Island Boys, leading to a FIGHT mid-podcast after Matan kept PRESSING him for kissing his brother and committing inc*st with him 😳💀👀 “It’s not a se*ual act in my religion, I’m a Muslim.” “What does that have to do with kissing your brother? I don’t think that’s something Muslims do.” 💀
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“This tweet has been deleted” was such a powerful comedic tool
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"Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me"
Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me. The amount of money a person should be allowed to have is exactly the amount I currently have, and no more. I am smart. I really am. I’m serious.
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He literally bought a social media platform to control the narrative.
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Replying to @CultureHOF
Contaminated is putting it nicely you couldn’t nuke that shithole clean
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♰ epitaph retweeted
To make vault breaker more engaging what if Bungie had 4 other teams contesting the map
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"The Republicans have given Israel everything. The Democrats, ironically, have been America First." -- Nick Fuentes "The Democrats voted to release the Epstein files. The Democrats voted for the WPR to stop the war in Iran. The Democrats voted to strip Israel of all their foreign aid. The Democrats have opposed the influence of AIPAC in our politics. The Democrats, in their focus on housing and healthcare, that's an indirect way that they are America First."
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Maybe the reason Trump believes elections aren’t secure because he stole the 2024 election.
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Oh yeah he’s done. He broke his leg in the Poirier fight and was still on the floor talking shit He’s just broken now. Completely broken. A sad broken man finally cut down to size in front of the whole world. Doubt he’ll be talking shit for a while
Conor McGregor after his loss at #UFC329
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Replying to @MHTruthUltra
We're blessed to still have a few good men and women !
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