old account deleted at 7 billion followers cartoonist/comedian https://xitter.cf/t.co/8hehczaexA

Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2011
Reddit AITAH?
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This is for maybe 4 people including me
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"I can't lose because the narrative says so" meets "I can't lose because the contract says so"
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Parking my ugly ass at the coke machine and forcing women to talk to me
Coca-Cola created a bottle that only opens in pairs to encourage interaction
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Heartbreaking…
Eric Bauza has passed away.
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Just a girl who’s gonna be alright
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No head?
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THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW!
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Million dollar idea
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He’s such a fucking moron who never knows anything about the nerd shit he’s saying. This isn’t a threat, this quote means he’s going to die.
Musk Threatens Retribution If Dems Investigate Him After Midterms: 'Live By The Sword, Die By The Sword' go.forbes.com/Q6FvFz
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Definitely my tetris video I did with cheeseparade. This got so many fan edits and like a combined 40 million views.
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" In September of 2025 I fucked around with AudioStretch and the tiktok video has accumulated millions of views combined across all the platforms it was uploaded and shared on
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Vegan for life is not what I read first
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this is an air bud movie
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Nothing I do is ever enough I swear
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‼️ NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO ‼️ The "Headless" Horseman... Full video below 🔽🔽
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Duh
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