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Vaccine bad, asbestos good.

Stoke-on-Trent
Joined March 2009
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We're just normal men... We're just.. innocent men 🤣🤣🤣
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Well there's rioting on the continent and today I got out of Madrid with my family just in time. Some of the shops around my apartment were boarded up and the bins were taped up too.
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This. RIP Patrick Stewart. I'd have chosen him to represent humanity in a heartbeat.
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I had a decent chat with AI about why religion chooses to genitally mutilate children. It made me realise how fucked up religion actually is. I consider religion to be a curtain to hide behind whilst performing all sorts of shitty behaviour. share.google/aimode/DtpsC5XG…
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Ian Stanway 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦 retweeted
Quite possibly the worst but best goal ever scored in the history of the game.. Barrow vs Forest Green looked a cracker today 😂😂😂
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Wise words from this poor lady 😂😂😂
Well… sounds like someone had a rough night 🤣😂🤣💀💀
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Birthday meal with the family 😁🍻🥳
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I'm walking through duty free at the airport. I travel a lot with work and every time I go through I always think the smell of all the perfumes together is amazing and wonderful. And it always seems like the same smell. Can they make a perfume that smells of all the perfumes?
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Ian Stanway 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦 retweeted
Doug Loft | 1986 - 2026 Forever Valiant 🤍🖤
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Unstoppable
Gol absurdo no futebol feminino mexicano. Nunca tinha visto um gol assim.
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Love this song
Knopfler dejó de cantar y se quedó tres minutos más. Ese cierre de "Sultans of Swing" no está en el disco. Londres, 1996. La Fender limpia, sin teatro, y el público quieto. ¿Esto es mejor que la versión del álbum, o el disco ya lo dijo todo? Los leo #DireStraits #ClassicRock 👇
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Ian Stanway 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦 retweeted
In August 1951, an Associated Press story introduced America to Dagwood, a remarkable cat from Portland, Oregon, who had spent six years playing ping-pong with her owner, Ted Matson. Matson originally allowed Dagwood onto the table simply to keep her from interrupting his games—but instead, she became part of them. Her fascination with the ball made perfect sense. Cats are naturally wired to stalk, chase, and swat at fast-moving objects, instincts inherited from their predatory ancestors. But Dagwood took those instincts to another level, reportedly mastering both a one-pawed volley and a two-pawed smash. Most cats might chase a ping-pong ball for a few minutes before losing interest. Dagwood kept returning to the table for six years, transforming a playful habit into an unusual talent that eventually became national news.
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Then one day we'll have to rename it Hyper, then Ultra, then Mega 🙄 Anyway Trump, there are loads of lesser intelligence beings on earth already so I say humans are already Super intelligences. Let's just stick with Artificial, then it doesn't matter how clever AI gets.
Sign me up for the Official Trump Administration Enemies List. It’s AI.
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Serious question here (minimum thought from me admittedly)... Why couldn't they have put that US death row lady under anaesthetic (when she wouldn't die) and then unload an Uzi into her head from close range, or drop an anvil on her head or something? Surely she'd have no clue?
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I'd love to try this
This is the most wholesome thing I've seen in days. DAYS.
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The shelf life of a half eaten banana 😂😂😂
Replying to @GuntherEagleman
OH MY FUCKING GOD. 😂 Five days. FIVE. FUCKING. DAYS. 😂 September 28: “Mail in ballots need to be banned.” October 3, after Trump says Republicans should vote by mail: “HE’S RIGHT!” Gunther, your convictions have the shelf life of a fucking half-eaten banana. Trump changes the script and five days later you’re reading the new one like we can’t fucking scroll. 😂
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What a run, and what a beautiful little chip
On this day in 1992, Dalian Atkinson scored this beauty...
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The Parking Lot Frog is the greatest thing to ever have been invented in sport. Watching the hunt for this on the screen above the game would be phenomenal🏀 🐸🚗 📺
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I concur. Rarely got phone calls for years and suddenly I'm getting 2 or 3 a day
why is no one talking about the amount of spam calls people in the UK has been getting recently?? there has to have been some sort of huge data leak bc I KNOW it’s not just me
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