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Booking alternative & off-night programming for @TheImprov & @LevityLive. Zoroastrian. NBA free agent. UCLA graduated but I'll always be a Bruin.

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Joined July 2009
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If you put soap on your hand before water when washing your hands I have to assume you do things for the wrong reasons
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Cyrus retweeted
.@HollywoodImprov presents a lineup of favorites from the most recognizable comedy stage in the country including @donnellrawlings, @IamChrisPorter, @LaraBeitz, @peteleetweets, @TheJFHarris and @heylando at 8pm CT on Channel 4. #SXSW ow.ly/DZjd50E0Mj3
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Grateful to @sxsw for highlighting some of the best talent and comedy clubs in the country cc @HollywoodImprov
For #SXSW Online 2021, we invited some of the most lauded comedy venues from around the country to present live shows from their home stages. Check out the full lineup now! ow.ly/UV1550DUklA
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Enough of this shit. I believe, as the founders of the nation believed, in the complete and utter irrelevance of prayer with regard to all matters of collective self-governance and jurisprudence. For a republic, public religion is corruption.
Judge Amy Coney Barrett: "I believe in the power of prayer."
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I am voting early and in person. What’s your voting plan?
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Thread. A glimpse into the brilliance that is Dave Chappelle‘s impact beyond comedy.
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Replying to @thejessewright
I'm behind on news. Hence my smile.
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I love Kobe so much
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Vote.
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Wicked Games. Listen to @Djawadi_Ramin’s cover of @TheWeeknd’s “Wicked Games” as heard in tonight’s episode: lnk.to/westworld3 #Westworld
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Suddenly, the whole nation is depending on the same people they say shouldn’t make $15 an hour.
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Listen to Larry David: “You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me...I’ll never see you.” #StayHomeSaveLives
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🎉#HappyBirthday🎂 to our beloved bartender Eddie who has heard and seen it all! Check out his podcast Eddie's Bar At The Improv and listen to insider Improv stories from the past 40 years! – at West Hollywood, CA
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I was on a "More Than Comedy" bookers panel at the @bigpinecomedy festival. Thank you @bigpinecomedy for giving back to the comedy community. You can check it out here: soundcloud.com/brokendrift/c…
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If @Dame_Lillard isn’t your favorite player, he’s your favorite player’s favorite player
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Have I seen The Wire?
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honestly if you are someone that doesn't drink water because you "don't like the taste" or whatever other dumbass reason, just shut up you stupid idiot baby.
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