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Joined October 2017
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Beardo was really admiring the finer details of the statue of David
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"How fat was ocelot as a baby that you had to have a c section all the way up to your neck"
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i was laughing at this all day but then i clicked this guy’s page and it turns out he’s just some dude who wants to fuck cars and airplanes
Hmm Car dih👀
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I like the one that looks directly into the camera real quick like "dawg you seein this shit?"
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Peeling off the wall like he's in Spongebob
Felt bad about this disrespectful bot kill 🎥u/RyanCanadian #ModernWarfare | #MW4
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We may owe Bernie Johnson an apology
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Mientras tanto en casa de los Parker: Ey papá soy yo Mayday volví de la no existencia, esa señora de 90 acaba de convertirse en arena??
ok so doom just rendered all of mephisto's contracts null and void. this means technically... chip zdarsky has undone One More Day
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This joke is one of the few examples where slowing down/speeding up parts of the clip actually makes it funnier
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Why didn’t Yuta just do this? Is he stupid?
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You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
🤝 Paid partnership
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Mass Effect (2007)
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.” Trump’s dementia:
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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tim hortons donuts kinda look like a butthole and im a #RimBeast #ButtEater
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we are strangers at the potion shop, we both reach for the same potion and our hands touch, we lock eyes, i grip your hand and start twisting and snapping all your fingers off while the clerk desperately tries to stop me
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"omg i cant wait for gta 6" the gameplay they put under the tweet:
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scientists reveal the noise
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Geoff Keighley executing EA executives at TGA after gassing everyone with sleepy gas
This will either be the funniest Game Awards or it will be the ending to "The Menu". There's no in between.
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