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I like the one that looks directly into the camera real quick like "dawg you seein this shit?"
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Peeling off the wall like he's in Spongebob
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This joke is one of the few examples where slowing down/speeding up parts of the clip actually makes it funnier
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.”
Trump’s dementia:
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tim hortons donuts kinda look like a butthole and im a #RimBeast #ButtEater
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we are strangers at the potion shop, we both reach for the same potion and our hands touch, we lock eyes, i grip your hand and start twisting and snapping all your fingers off while the clerk desperately tries to stop me




































