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CREATOR OF PLANET PISS 🌎💧‼️ bassist for DETHKLOK 😵 18+ MINORS INTERACT W/ CAUTION

MORDHAUS. ~ adult
Joined November 2022
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I saw A lady With Braided Pubes when Scrolling On Instagram
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// hi everyone, sorry for inactivity. just haven’t been very motivated recently. thank you all for your patience <3
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Murderface reached out, fiddling with the fabric of his jorts. Totally casual! He couldn’t help it as his eyes drifted to the side, trying to catch another glimpse of 115. He shook his head at her words, “Uh, no- Not really,” William replied. “If I had to guess, We walked.” 😐
That’s good… Do you uh… *There’s a pause. A long awkward pause. He doesn’t remember anything except spin the bottle. And… rats? He’s unsure if that’s real or something he imagined. He peeks at Murderface through his fingers. Do you remember how we got here?
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Murderface is slowly sitting up, rubbing his eyes, fighting back the curiosity of looking at 115 again. He was never supposed to know what she looked like, but here they were in this awkward situation. Out of respect he’s keeping his eyes down, trying to distract himself +
Replying to @oneonefiveklok
- Oh fuck, uh… *She turns her face away from William, hoping her boss didn’t see enough of her for her face to stick in his memory. Morning, boss.
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by counting his leg hair. (Not a very simple task.) “Oh—uh hello…” He spoke with his head down still. “Sorry.. I didn’t see anything.” Liar.
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There’s a groan once something touched his hair, only for a moment before his eyes opened slowly. “Huh—,” was all he could mutter, before his eyes widened at the sight. It was 115, maskless, and in his bed. He shut his eyes quickly, feeling as though he’d been disrespectful +
*Sunlight bleeds in through cracks in blackout curtains, slowly waking the sleeping Klokateer. A groan of protest escapes her as she blindly fumbles for her mask on the bedside table. Her hand, instead, finds coarse curly hair. @DADERFACEE
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seeing her face. He didn’t really remember how or why the two of them had ended up here, but did he mind? No, no he didn’t.
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Nathan and Pickles just made Out playing Spin the Bottle. I think it is My Turn to Spin it.
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I didn’t Mean It like That.
I can’t Wait to Be Sleeping with My Bros tonight. Just some Guys being Dudes.
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I can’t Wait to Be Sleeping with My Bros tonight. Just some Guys being Dudes.
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What do You Think. I think It Looks Good.
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// the boys also have a sleepover but they don’t really know how it works and they all think they have to sleep in the same bed LMAO
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Don’t Worry guys I learned My lesson A few Weeks ago. I will Never put My Dick in A Chinese Finger Trap Again.
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At Leasdt Itsd the Fingurfs Again and Not My Dicck. Sorfy I am Trypung Weith My Nose
🚨William Murderface has gotten both fingers stuck in a Chinese finger trap again.
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I can’t stretch My Arms over my Head without Groaning a Little. Maybe it’s Because I’m Fat.
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In my Bedroom Playing Happy Wheels.
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Name: William Murderface Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6ft Sexuality: Not Gay. Single: I guess. Zodiac sign: Leo Do you smoke: A Lot. Piercings: Ears. Tongue. Septum. Tattoos: Yeah. My Large Stomach. Fav color: Navy Blue. Fav food: Everything. I eat Everything.
Name: 115 Pronouns: he/she Height: like 5’8ish Sexuality: bi single: extremely Zodiac sign: scorpio Do you smoke: fuck yeah Piercings: just lobes but I’m planning on stretching them Fav color: neon yellow-green Fav food: oh fuck uhhh… had a good wrap today, let’s go with that
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Playing with My Dick.
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