Like the German for thank you with much more DANK... you.
East Atlanta Santa
Joined November 2010
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I love this time of year. Sunshine, birds chirping, the Lime scooter tree in full bloom.
No one, not Russia, or Iran, or China… expects the honeydick. Truly a 6D Mahjong move.
I put these up around my neighborhood @PeteHegseth @realDonaldTrump
Because I’ll never not do my part for the United States government!
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Had an actual jump (red) scare when @annakhachiyan showed up in the Zelda remake. Hope they paying for your likeness bb grill.
I don’t like to talk about it much, but I once had a near death experience. And at a certain point in the ether between this life and the next, I saw the visage of the face of God. It was less blinding than the cringe emanating off this post.
I’m sympathetic to Elon’s “political journey” due to struggles with democrat overreach and policy the same way I’m sympathetic to Harvey Dent losing his girlfriend and half his face. That sympathy ends when you start killing people, however.
Democrats have a lot on their plate come January. Affordability, wars, healthcare. But first things first: ACCOUNTABILITY. We must subpoena @KILLTONY and hold him accountable for what he’s done to comedy.
In the film about a pope losing his faith, this is the dream sequence where he faces off against a demon in a game of wits.
It’s a real "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they've tried everything else" kind of morning. I always knew we had it in us. Good job, America.
I’ve felt buyers remorse on an 80 dollar pair of shoes. Imagine blowing half a BILLY on the most corrupt piece of shit Texas ever produced @elonmusk @KenPaxtonTX
To even begin to grasp how dumb MAGA is, they have now fallen for Charlie Kirk outrage bait not once, but twice. In less than a year. And not just that. They want this woman’s life ruined over it (she wore this Saturday, which was Halloween of course).
🎵Everyone said they were crazy
Brenda you know that you're much too lazy
And Eddie could never afford to live that
Kind of life
But there we were wavin' Brenda and
Eddie goodbye
WHOA-OH-OH-OHHH🎵
Remember when everyone yass queened this photo of Haley Stevens and her new fiancé after she’d lost the primary? A real “seconds before disaster” moment, lol.
Parents please check your candy. I just found that Gal Gadot celebrity “Imagine” video from Covid in a Snickers bar.
All of these loser tech bro psychopaths having their Trumpian heel turn, funding ballrooms and gleefully aiding and abetting the authoritarian destruction of this country shouldn’t have been surprising. But somehow I still find their callous disregard for basic decency and gutless capitulation shocking.
The way conservatives talk about Elon Musk would be like endlessly praising OJ Simpson’s acting and football career and bringing up nothing else… after 1994.
The dumbest account on Twitter finally getting his comeuppance. A year ago the replies on something like this would have been vastly different. Folks, we may just be back.
For anyone confused about what happened in Brazil…
Imagine if the Kamala Harris campaign, after losing the first round of voting by over two MILLION votes and watching her trail all month, spent Election Day not counting voters but counting buses, and when the courts refused to arrest a city official over a bus spreadsheet, they didn't take no for an answer, they went around the election court entirely, straight to a Supreme Court justice who just happened to be the Democratic president's former personal lawyer, the same president who put him on the bench, and that justice just happened to rule three minutes before polls closed, so late that many machines were already shut and sealed, and then, instead of fixing it, he quietly rewrote his own order so that only the stations still open could keep voting, and nobody, not the press, not the election officials, not anyone, can tell you how many stayed open, or where they were, or why that list hasn't been released, or whether it just happened to line up with the exact neighborhoods the Democrats had spent all day naming, while Republican voters in flooded, blacked-out towns who had begged for extra time were told the doors were locked and to go home, and then the vote count itself was frozen for two full hours in the dark, and when the lights came back on the Democrat had pulled off the first runoff comeback in the nation's history, and the same people who spent four years saying trust the institutions announced the institutions had worked perfectly, that asking which polls stayed open was an attack on democracy, that the list of open polls was classified for the good of democracy which is roughly where Brazil is tonight.