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Danimal

@DANsplained0

Cursor User. Libertarian. Gay. Subway Run and Grid on the App Store.

 New York, NY
Joined February 2022
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I hear gays need to protect themselves now
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Paying $24.99 for an album
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@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Which would be what like $40 today? 🤯
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This is fun but if there’s anything people absolutely know about themselves without a test it’s their type
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well no shit
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@Creator__247Nov 7
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Every photo we take tonight looks this
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Meet your internet friends. @PONY_Official @DANsplained0
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My Twitter likes would reveal this too lmao
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@tr_10_dNov 7
lmao the app really said “omg, we get it, you like twinks”
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Meet your internet friends. @PONY_Official @DANsplained0
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EDC has the hottest guys outta CRAZY
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Fashionably late to the party with @DANsplained0
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Two hour flight delay release week of Zelda? Bring on the delayyyy
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I’m in love with this sentence: “One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”
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Silent Hill Townfall-ow the directions to the polls
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it’s ocarina of time to go to the polls
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Final Fanta-see your way to the polls
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it’s ocarina of time to go to the polls
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Asking Siri “what does Palantir do” Where’s Steve when you need him
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Every Halloween I’m reminded zombie makeup is actually kind of hot
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean he’s pretending there’s a deeper meaning when it’s just a construction vest he got 5 years ago
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What do u mean this was translated from Chinese
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@Mikey00312Oct 30
打飞机的时候要想真正射得爽到腿软，脑子一片空白，我来教大家一个干货：快射的时候别他妈只顾着死命撸龟头和整根！那是菜鸟玩法，射出来又短又飘，跟撒了一泡尿差不多。真正把高潮往上抬一档的，是根部那一圈！快要射的时候，立刻用另一只手拇指和食指死死掐住🐔霸根部、贴着蛋蛋和身体连着的那圈肉，往下压紧、锁死，别松！前端那只手立刻放慢，甚至直接停住别动。整根鸡巴就像被从根部顶住了，精液往回猛涌，那种又急又沉又胀的冲动直接冲上腰眼，腰会自己不受控制地往上挺。等真正射出来的时候，精液喷得更猛、更沉、更长，高潮会多停半拍到一拍，爽得腿软、声音都憋不住，射完再慢慢松开。第一次试的人腿肯定软，叫声也容易漏出来。力度先轻点找位置，找到刚好能锁住精液往回涌、又不疼的那个点就行，别一上来就用死力把🐔霸掐紫了。敢试的人自己体会，不敢试就继续撸你那短飘的。
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The fact that I can type basically any gibberish into ChatGPT and it knows what I mean, has destroyed any kind of typing proficiency I once had.
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are youtube videos not loading for anyone else?
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