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Stories that start with one impossible sentence. Every thread has a twist.

Somewhere in the world
Joined April 2021
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My boyfriend fucked me on the couch while his friend watched from the chair. We were at his place. Short dress. No panties. He pulled me onto his lap facing him and sank me down on his cock raw. His friend sat across from us, eyes locked between my legs. My boyfriend gripped my hips and fucked up into me slow and deep, telling me to stay quiet. I rode him, trying not to make noise. His friend didn’t look away. I came with my face in my
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My husband came home at 2 AM, smelling of a perfume I had never worn. I didn't ask where he had been. I didn't cry. I simply smiled, kissed his cheek, and told him I had left dinner in the microwave. He looked relieved. For three weeks, I had been pretending not to notice his late nights, his secret phone calls, and the way he suddenly guarded his phone like his life depended on it. But tonight, I had something waiting for him. A small envelope on the kitchen table. Inside was a photograph of him kissing another woman. And beneath it, a handwritten note: "I know everything. But before you explain yourself, you should know who she really is."
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I read a poem about sèx at an open mic a guy in the back roll didn’t blink the entire time and now I write poems for him specifically… I write poetry. Not the Instagram kind with line breaks where sentences shouldn't have them. The kind that makes you feel like someone read your diary and turned the worst parts into something worth hearing. I've been going to this open mic at a coffee shop on campus for three months and most of the audience is other poets and their supportive friends and the occasional person who came for the coffee and stayed because it's too awkward to leave. I wrote a poem about riding a guy's face. That's the simplest way to put it. The poem itself was more layered than that, about power and surrender and the specific weight of a thigh on someone's jaw, but the content was explicit and I knew it and I wrote it that way on purpose because I was tired of writing safe poems about safe feelings. I stood at the mic and the room was maybe thirty people and the lights were in my eyes so I couldn't see faces clearly but I started reading and my voice shook on the first line and then it steadied and I read about his mouth and my hands in his hair and the way my hips moved without my permission and the room was silent in that heavy way where you know people are listening.
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Having sèx with my English teacher So this started whilst I was still in fifth form. I was freshly 19 and had recently just gone through a break up. Now I was in a class full of girls and as the only guy in an English class I felt like I had some of the attention on me. It also did not help that my ex was in the same classes as me. I had a crush on my teacher who I shall call Mrs Smith. Mrs Smith was married. An older woman. Not typically my type. But she was funny smart and clearly cared about teaching. Both of shared a similar dry humour and taste in movies and books. However she was married with kids. Mid 40s / early 50s. The type where you could tell she was sexy in her youth. Not that she wasnt anymore just sexy in a different way. However it was during my time being taught by her as a teenager I developed a crush on her. Specifically she told a story about how when she
I turned my petite TA (24f) into a cumslut this semester and I still can't believe how far she's gone I'm 36m, professor at a big state school in the Midwest. Teach a couple of large undergrad sections plus a smaller upper-level one. My TA this semester is a first-year grad student, "Maeve." Quiet, serious, the type who shows up early and actually reads the grading rubric. Early twenties. Nothing about her screamed anything at the start of the term. First few weeks were normal. Then one evening in late September she stayed after office hours to finish marking a set of short essays. Door was cracked. She kept shifting in the chair and chewing on her lip. I made a dry comment about how restless she looked. She went quiet, then said she'd been "having trouble focusing lately." I asked if something was going on. She didn't look at me when she answered: iJust... things I shouldn't be thinking about." I left it alone that night. Next time she stayed late I shut the door. Told her if she was going to sit in my
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I used to think my ex-boyfriend was just incredibly organized. He loved planning everything, and at first it honestly made my life easier. Looking back, it should’ve been a warning sign. Whenever we made plans, he’d send me an itinerary. Not just where we’d meet, but what time I’d leave home and which route I should take. He even suggested what we should order so we wouldn’t “waste time deciding.” I laughed about it in the beginning. He’d always smile and say, “I just like being prepared.” It sounded harmless. After a while, I noticed something strange. If I suggested doing something spontaneous, he’d look disappointed. If I picked a different restaurant, he’d spend the rest of the evening talking about how much better his original plan would’ve been. Eventually, I stopped making suggestions altogether. It was easier to let him decide than spend an hour explaining why I wanted something different. I didn’t even notice I’d stopped having preferences. One weekend, he was out of town visiting family.
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Three days before my wedding, my fiancé sent me a photograph of an empty wedding venue and one sentence: “Congratulations. You’ve just cost yourself a husband and your family $31,800.” I thought he was joking. Then he sent me a cancellation invoice and demanded that I reimburse him for every dollar he had supposedly lost. I called him immediately. ME: “What is this? Why are you talking about cancelling our wedding?” HIM: “Ask yourself why I should marry someone who has been telling her family she regrets choosing me.” I froze. He sent me a screenshot of a conversation between me and my older sister. I had written: “I’m honestly scared I’m making the biggest mistake of my life. Something about him hasn’t felt right lately.” That conversation was private. I hadn’t shown it to anybody else. ME: “You went through my private messages?” HIM: “That’s what you’re concerned about? Not the fact that you’re planning to marry me while telling people you don’t even want me?” I wanted to explain, but he wouldn’t listen. The truth was that two weeks earlier, I had discovered he had borrowed $18,000 from my father for his business and had been lying about repaying it. I was waiting for him to tell me the truth. Instead, he had started treating me like someone who was constantly questioning his character. That evening, he came to my apartment carrying a thick folder. He placed it on the dining table. HIM: “Sign this. You’re accepting responsibility for the wedding cancellation.” I opened it. There were invoices from the venue, catering company, florist and photographer. The total was $31,800. ME: “Why is the cancellation fee this much?” HIM: “Because everything was already paid for. You think vendors refund money because a bride suddenly decides she doesn’t want to get married?” I turned to the last page. There was a bank account number beneath the amount. It wasn’t the wedding venue’s account. It was his personal account. I looked at him. ME: “Why am I transferring $31,800 to you?” He leaned closer and said: “Because if I have to explain to both families what you did, you’ll wish you had just signed.”
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My boyfriend and his friends took turns fucking me in the bedroom while the rest of the house stayed quiet downstairs. They’d come over after drinks. I was in a T-shirt and nothing else. My boyfriend locked the door, bent me over the bed, and shoved his cock in deep from behind. Thick. He fucked me hard, one hand in my hair, while his friends watched from the foot of the bed. I came fast, face in the sheets, cunt clenching. He pulled out and told them to go.
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The first friend yanked me up, sat on the edge, and made me ride him. His cock hit deep every drop. The second friend stood in front of me, grabbed my head, and fucked my throat. Spit ran down my chin. I came again with both of them inside me, moaning around the cock in my mouth. They switched. The one in my mouth moved behind me and shoved into my ass while I stayed on the other one’s lap. They fucked me from both ends until the one underneath finished deep in my pussy and the one behind pulled out and came across my ass. My boyfriend had been stroking himself the whole time. When they stepped back he pushed me onto my back, sank in raw, and fucked me slow until he came inside me too. Cum was leaking from everywhere. He kept me there, legs open, while his friends watched it drip. Both of them already asked if they can come over tomorrow night. My boyfriend looked at me. I said yes with all three loads still running out of me.
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「新幹線に乗り遅れた外国人観光客が、駅員に『切符代を全額返せ!』と詰め寄った。ところが、防犯カメラの映像を確認した結果……」 先週、東京駅で駅員として勤務していたときのこと。 午後3時発の新大阪行きの新幹線が出発した直後、外国人観光客の男性が改札口に駆け込んできた。 男性は30代くらいで、大きなスーツケースを引きずりながら、息を切らしていた。 「待って! 今の新幹線に乗るんだ! まだ間に合うだろ?」 私は時計を確認して答えた。 「申し訳ございません。列車はすでに出発しております」 すると男性は、驚くほど大きな声を出した。 「どういうことだ! たった1分遅れただけじゃないか!」 「新幹線は定刻で出発します。次の列車をご案内できますが……」 「そんなことは聞いていない! この切符を払い戻せ!」 男性は購入した指定席券をカウンターに叩きつけた。 私は落ち着いて説明した。 「お客様のご都合で乗り遅れた場合、指定席特急券の払い戻しはできません。ただし、乗車券の有効期間内であれば、後続列車をご利用いただける場合があります」
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the weed girl in me sees the weed girl in you
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My lifestyle is weed
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I was moved to fvck a 19 year old girl. 48M I will call her Cassie. Cassie is my sons friend, part of his group, but I think she is one of the girls who hangs around the boys because she enjoys the attention. Shes maybe 5'4, has a skinny body, but a nice rounded butt, and jiggly full tits. she's got long hair and a cute face and smile, so she has it all, and the boys like her, but she isnt dating. when she comes around, she gives me a hug, says hello, and stops in my at home office to talk to me. my wife says the girl is flirty and warns my son about her, but my son says all she does it flirt with dads, and they tease her for it. I sleep around. I will admit it. my wife is 46. I prefer sleeping with younger women but at my age, that means women who are already 30. 18 is so young. anyway, my wife and sons flew to Boston for a confirmation of a family member which I was too busy with work to attend. Cassie would've known that my son was gone, but she rang my doorbell and asked for him in the early evening. I told her he was
I Turned my guy into my Cùm cùck I was trying to turn my guy into a cùck but I didn't have any idea how to do it but I thought what if I slowly introduce him to cuckold porn and we watch it together maybe it could really help. Yesterday we watched porn together and we began with normal porn and then I asked him if we could watch interacial porn together and he agreed and we watched kim kardashian's sextape for the
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My landlord had a strange rule. No shop owner in the arcade was allowed to close up for good without first sitting down with him for a cup of tea. I thought it was the silliest thing I had ever heard. When I signed the lease for my tiny flower shop, the building manager handed me a sheet of rules. The last one read: "Before you close your shop permanently, you must have tea with the landlord." I laughed when I read it.
The manager didn't. "Just do it," he said. "Everybody does." For almost three years, I never thought about it again. Then one rainy Friday, my landlord stopped by to collect the rent. While we were chatting, he suddenly asked me something odd. "You're not thinking of leaving anytime soon, are you?" I smiled. "Why? Are you tired of my shop smelling like lilies?"
He laughed. But he didn't answer. Two months later, my husband and I were offered a chance to open a café with a flower counter in another city. We started packing, found a new home, and decided to close the shop. I remembered the strange rule.
I went and knocked on my landlord's office door. He opened it. "I came to have that tea," I said. He stared at me for a few seconds.
Then he sighed. "Sit down." That was when he told me something that completely changed how I saw the rule. The very first person to run a shop in my space had been his wife. It was a tiny bookstore, her lifelong dream. She got sick quite suddenly. He was away on business the week it became serious, and by the time he reached the hospital, she could no longer speak. He never got to say goodbye. After she passed, he couldn't bring himself to rent the space again. Eventually, he did.
But every shop owner who moved in reminded him of her. So he made the tea rule.
He wanted everyone who worked there to sit across from him, look him in the eyes, and part ways properly. Not because he wanted to hold on to anyone. He just never wanted to lose another person without a goodbye. I felt my throat tighten. Then he said something that made it even harder. "There's one more thing." He slid an envelope across the table.
Inside was the original lease for my shop. My name wasn't on it.
His wife's name was. And beneath it was a handwritten note in faded ink: "If someone ever fills this place with love, please never raise their rent." My landlord looked at me. "You're the only one who ever kept this place alive for more than two years. Her shelves were empty for a long time. Then your flowers came." Then he asked quietly:
"Would you stay?" The problem? The café offer was already confirmed.
And my husband and I would be earning almost three times what we make now. I had one week to decide whether to walk away from our dream... or stay in the shop of a woman I had never met, where her husband had quietly been treating me like the family he lost.
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My mom is 74 and lives by herself. Last Thursday, her neighbour knocked on her door around 5:45 p.m. Nobody answered. She tried again the following morning, around 8:30. Still nothing. The neighbour eventually called me and said, “I haven’t seen your mom since Wednesday. Something doesn’t feel right. Can you come and check on her?” I drove over immediately. When I got inside, I found my mom lying on the bedroom floor. She had fallen and couldn’t get back up. Her phone was on the kitchen counter, too far away for her to reach. She had been there for almost a day and a half, trying to move herself into a more comfortable position and calling out whenever she heard someone outside. She was exhausted, frightened and badly dehydrated. At the hospital, she kept apologising. I asked her why she hadn’t called me. She looked at me and said, “I couldn’t reach my phone.” Her neighbour came to the hospital that evening…
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Animals deserve love too
I rescued a dying dog from a Walmart parking lot three years ago. He was lying beside a trash can, soaked from the rain, with a broken collar and ribs showing through his skin. I knelt beside him and said, “Hey, buddy. You okay?”
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結婚して間もない頃、ある女性が突然、激しい腹痛に襲われた。 最初は食あたりか何かだと思っていたが、痛みは時間が経つほど強くなり、立ち上がることさえ難しくなった。 夫に病院へ連れて行ってほしいと頼んだが、夫は翌日の仕事を気にしていた。 「少し横になっていれば治るよ。明日の朝になっても痛かったら病院に行こう」 義母も同じ意見だった。 「若い人はすぐ病院に行きたがるけど、昔はみんな家で休んで治していたのよ」 彼女は一晩中、痛みに耐えた。 ところが翌朝、起き上がろうとした瞬間に目の前が真っ暗になり、その場に倒れてしまった。
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I walked into my neighbor's house to feed his cat and found him naked with the biggest cock I've ever seen. Zara didn’t dress for anyone, and that Saturday morning she was certain no one would see her. She wore grey pajama shorts so small they hugged the curve of her ass and rode high on her thighs, and a thin white tank top with nothing underneath. The cool air outside had her nipples hard against the cotton, two tight points showing with every step across the dewy lawn. She was barefoot, flushed from the morning chill, and completely unbothered by how little she had on. 
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I’m at the airport and there’s a family of 8 people on my flight with small children, I just overheard the dad say, “All of our seats are all over the place, no one is close to each other because I didn’t want to pay extra for assigned seats. We’ll switch around when we get on the plane.” Suffice it to say, I hate them.
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a woman refused to attend her younger brother's wedding because he had invited the man who assaulted her when they were children. the man was their cousin. years earlier, he had abused her when she was 13. she told her family, but they handled it privately. her parents begged her not to report him because they didn't want the family name dragged through a scandal. her brother was only nine at the time. she eventually moved away, built her life and rarely attended family gatherings. years later, her brother announced his wedding and sent her an invitation. when she saw their cousin's name on the guest list, she called him immediately. he told her the incident happened a long time ago and that everyone had moved on. he added that their cousin had apologised to the family and was now a changed man. she asked him one question: "did he ever apologise to me?" her brother said she was making his wedding about herself. he reminded her that the family had already suffered enough division over something from their childhood. she declined the invitation. their mother accused her of holding a grudge and punishing her brother for something he didn't do. she replied that she wasn't asking anyone to cancel the wedding. she was only refusing to sit in the same room with someone who had never taken responsibility for what he did to her. does forgiveness require someone to share family spaces with the person who hurt them, or can a family move forward without demanding that the victim participate?
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結婚式から帰る飛行機の中で、私は窓側の席でぐっすり眠っていました。そこへ、男性が私の肩をトントンと叩きました。 「僕、14Aなんですけど、間違えてないですか?」 やけに自信満々の口調でした。「便の時間か日付、間違ってないですか?」と、引きつった笑顔でつけ加えます。 私が見せた搭乗券には、大きな黒い文字で14Aと書いてありました。男性はそれを読んで言いました。 「ポートランドからデンバー? この飛行機はフェニックス行きですよ。飛行機間違えてますよ」
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My younger brother called me last Saturday and said our mom needed a new refrigerator immediately. He wanted me to send $900 because, according to him, I was the only one in the family who could afford it. When I told him we should split the cost, he called me selfish and said I was abandoning our mother over money. For context, I’m 34, married, and have two kids. My brother, Kevin, is 29 and still lives with our mom in Columbus, Ohio. He works full-time but doesn’t pay rent. Mom says she’s helping him save for his own place. Last Saturday, Kevin called while I was grocery shopping.
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