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Dark Closeau #TankSeason

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my sports teams hate me/Schizo FC/Movie nerd

Joined February 2022
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And now we all ask, will there be a 2027 season….
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I dont like the brewers but thank fucking god the rays didn’t get the ring.
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yeaaaaa i really didnt like this new south park episode
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im starting to think Stan is missing kenny a ton.
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Jack@pecopowerpIay9h
Tyson Foerster meet and greet
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WOW MAN CAM YORK ON ICE FOR ANOTHER GOAL??? WOWWWWW
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JC┆KENRIETTA NATION@princessknnyirl19h
S29 Ep4 if it was good
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South America (@SouthPark) profile pictureSouth America
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Guinea Pig On A Stick: When South America’s beef becomes highly prized and sought after, the four boys fight to keep it in local hands. An all-new episode of South America premieres on Comedy Central tonight at 10|9c and streams next day on Paramount+
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river ⛧@rivergh0ul17h
letting Tocc break this team’s spirits to the point where they barely know who they are anymore is ABYSMAL. I KNOW our team has the talent & he isn’t letting them use it. our vets & our kids are clearly being treated different by him & it’s tearing them apart. @NHLFlyers FIRE HIM
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LOSE YOUR JOB ALREADY YOU GARBAGE MOB BOSS
Anthony DiBona (@DiBonaNFL) profile pictureAnthony DiBona
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Eagles HC Nick Sirianni with a questionable answer regarding the team’s effort in Week 7: “I did not see an effort issue on Monday night.”
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Giana Han (@giana_jade) profile pictureGiana Han@giana_jade20h
Spencer Carbery on how Matvei Michkov is looking. The Caps play Michkov and the Flyers tonight after a 3-day break.
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Another win for nothing ever happens FC
Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) profile pictureElliotte Friedman
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Maintenance Day is the word
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Why the fuck is he still employed is my question.
Jacob "Jake" Boyer (@jakeboyer_1) profile pictureJacob "Jake" Boyer
@jakeboyer_1Oct 28
Why does Tocchet never take accountability for the way this team plays?? It’s always “they’re nervous” or “they’re not focused” it’s always blame the players What is it you do here, exactly? Is it not your job to get them focused and prepared for these games? Just take some accountability man, this teams 3-11 and this has happened to you multiple times now as a head coach. At some point there has to be a common denominator.
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Kyle Davidson please be stupid enough to do make this happen
Hot Take Hockey (@HotTakeHockey) profile pictureHot Take Hockey@HotTakeHockeyOct 28
🚨 MOCK TRADE PROPOSAL: Blackhawks & Flyers CHI receives:
Cam York
Owen Tippett
2027 3rd round pick (PHI) PHI receives:
Frank Nazar Ryan Donato
Kevin Korchinski
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People tend to forget that this cartoon was genuinely awful.
vera || bye bye bunny (@salexangeil) profile picturevera || bye bye bunny@salexangeilOct 27
this clip fries me every time
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Worst part about this flyers loss is that nothing is gonna fucking change and tocchet will keep his job
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getPucksDeeeeeeep@BeeTEE15Oct 28
Danny Briere and company are too chicken shit to even face the fans. they literally canceled a town hall with season ticket holders. the team is 3-11. last in eastern conference. zero accountability.
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getPucksDeeeeeeep@BeeTEE15Oct 28
“so we all agree we’re gonna take Cole Caufield here” Brent Flahr: “let me tell you I believe in this kid York, I feel it in my gut”
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Wow im so shocked that Cam York was the sole reason why the flyers in OT get this dude the fuck out of my city already
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I see its fake comeback gimmick night
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