Manchester United, Cavs, Guardians, and Browns
Akron, Ohio
Joined August 2011
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My best accomplishment as a Manchester United fan to date. Next time I just need to bet on it 馃槀馃敶 #MUNMCI
Imagine how much of an absolute anthem "Good 4 u" must be for 6th grade girls who just got out of a 2 week relationship
The year is 2055. The population has been decimated by plague and famine. You haven't had contact with another human in years. You receive an emergency broadcast on your radio. It's the new trailer for Fast and Furious 37
Some people who complain about not getting all 4 seasons have never had all 4 seasons in one week and it really shows
When I got the gym I opened my Pandora and had to switch the station from Taylor Swift radio to Bleed It Out radio
Overestimated the amount of bags I needed at Aldi by 2 and now I can't stop kicking myself about that 14 cents I'll never get back
If I were a professional athlete I would be considered to be in my prime right now. Instead I pulled my hamstring on 2 separate occasions last summer while playing slow pitch softball
I think @Uber should have an option called "UberNostalgia" where a middle aged soccer mom picks up you and your friends in a messy mini van and spends the whole ride asking how your parents are doing
A few years from now, the best show on television is gonna be a 12-episode, Black Mirror-esque show called "2020" and each episode will cover a different month of this year and all the shit that went down
The other day Susan told me Josie was so happy to hear me walking down the hall that she got the hiccups and that's one of the best things I've ever heard
Gonna start referring to our dog's tricks as "moves." Sounds so much cooler saying she learned a new move
