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NEON asked Scott Storch to show off his piano skills, and he immediately started playing “Still D.R.E.” 🔥

I couldn’t help myself

Ashton Jeanty might have the GREASIEST hips in the NFL. One NFL scout reportedly believes Jeanty has the talent to “reset the RB market” to levels we’ve never seen before. “Just wait until it’s time for his second contract. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the first RB to earn $25 million per year.” Jeanty has reportedly been receiving “the most” reps of any RB on the Raiders early on. Brock Bowers (Raiders TE), Maxx Crosby (Raiders DE), and Pete Carroll (Raiders HC) have reportedly been “blown away” early on at Jeanty’s intelligence and freakish talent. Don’t be surprised if the Raiders rookie RB puts together the best season a rookie RB has EVER seen 😳

Jeff Teague summed up LeBron perfectly

Mike Trout just bought boxes of cards for EVERYONE in the store! 🥹 @MikeTrout, we salute you! ❤️

I mailed one of these bad boys to some random guy in the state of Washington with $20 in cash and he sent it back with every player in NCAA 2004 correctly attributed with name, number, height, weight, attributes, etc. What an era.

Principal Pat’s still got it 🏈 Tune in after halftime. 2.9.25. #SBLIX @PatMcAfeeShow

Dallas area orthopedic surgeons finding out the Mavs are starting AD, Kyrie, and Klay next season.

Billy, this is Luka Doncic. He is a top 5 player in the NBA and can be an all time great. His defect is that he gets a little chunky sometimes. This guy should cost us our entire roster and 10 firsts, but we can get him for just Anthony Davis.

This is even funnier now

“I was wondering what would break first… Your spirit, or your body.” ~ Jordan Mailata busting out Bane quotes mid game lmao The greatest trash talk ever. A mad man.

"I'm gonna show lebron how a 40 year old is supposed to do it" This is really a perfect representation of LeBron haters 🤣