Father, Producer, DJ, Actor, Prankster, Joker and Realist.
London
Joined November 2011
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My girlfriend asked me to stop treating her like a dog earlier, so I told her to drop it and took her for a walk to calm down.
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Does anyone else feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with ADHD and chronic fatigue who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people?
A woman died after drinking 18 litres of coke.
She ate a packet of mentos and they found her head 3 miles away!
I want to get a tattoo, but I don’t want to get something that’s going to look stupid when I’m older. So I’m getting “World’s Sexiest Grandpa”.
DJ Jay Saunders has a show on 2019-10-08 at 20:00 @ Aquarium Café Bar Kurt Lover's launch new ep September 8 2019 in Montréal, QC, CA reverbnation.com/q/7k2nvu #concert reverbnation.com/DJaysaunder…
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Hate when the sound of someone eating overpoweres the sound of the tv and you can just hear fuck all
Great result for England today and now time for a World Cup fun fact.
Days since last won a game at a World Cup finals.
Wales: 21922
Scotland: 10235
Rep Ireland: 5857
ENGLAND: 0
It’s coming home.
"Are u going to the circus?" is a perfectly fine sentence when not used as a follow-up to your girlfriends question: "how does my make-up look?"
It’s World Naked Gardening Day today!! Time to get out there and give that overgrown bush a well deserved trimming!!
#WorldNakedGardeningDay
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners yesterday. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...