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Freelance Writer | Former TV support staffer | Cat Mother | Jesus Follower | Coverfly Endorsed Writer | Scriptation Showcase Semi-Finalist | AFF Second Rounder

Joined June 2011
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Oh what, you got a problem with me?!?! Me too, let’s start with—
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Here's the three things you need to start this week to get your clients in the map pack: 1. Post weekly updates: Google rewards fresh activity. 2. Ask for a few reviews: Don’t overdo it. Google rewards steady reviews, not in bursts. 3. Choose the right categories: they give customers critical details to choose the business (or not). Don’t wait for your clients to complain about another competitor passing them. Audit their GBP with these changes. #LocalSEO #SEOTips #SEO
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The world is hard and often horrible, but there are small moments of perfection, like when Enzo Ferrari is played by someone named Adam Driver.
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I’m proof that you don’t have to live in LA to have a screenwriting career — I live here and I’m very unsuccessful
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Really embarrassing day for the marketing team behind Don't Look Up. cnn.com/2022/10/11/world/nas…
It's quite clear that I'm not a script coordinator anymore because of this GROSS extra apostrophe I didn't catch until two weeks after this. I'm a fraud.
There are few things I respect more than a goth's commitment to wear three layer's of black clothes on a hot summer day with 80% humidity.
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There are few things I respect more than a goth's commitment to wear three layer's of black clothes on a hot summer day with 80% humidity.
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Injustice in black and white
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Couples at Couples at Saddle Ranch: Venice Beach:
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I blame my unyielding anxiety on “why should I worry” from Oliver and Company which impressed misguided lessons upon me like if you don’t worry you become a homeless dog
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They can take away our show but they can't take away 2 seasons of us being called "eh, it's not as bad as you think it's going to be" by dozens-- DOZENS-- of people. ❤️
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Saved by the Bell was a dream of a show. @TraceyWigfield was an incredible boss and all the writers were so kind to me. Was a wonderful experience but I feel robbed that I never got to write any funny copy for my childhood dream vacation, Malibu Sands. Bayside forever!
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I don’t know what the big deal is but it’s okay to be believably proud
I’m stoked to watch @TheNorthmanFilm at @AMCTheatres because that means I get to see not only one but two magnificent Nicole Kidman films
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People with a large social media following impress me. The only following I have is my cat into the bathroom to watch me pee
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If I were the host of this show it would be over in like a minute. I know where Italy is
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"Imagine if Tom Brady were being held by Russian officials right now." @williamfleitch writes nym.ag/3MC9fmI
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The single greatest achievement in my entire life Wordle 234 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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