Hemmingway novice. Beer guzzler. Only funny when I ain't trying.
Austin, TX
Joined February 2024
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Opossum Kingdom retweeted
can’t even enjoy Notre Dame - Wisconsin, knowing the clock on my screen is fake & doesn’t count.
Now take this woman and multiply her by >65% of women aged 18-40, and realize the social, political, and cultural nuke bomb America is dealing with over the next decade.
Normal looking woman. Upper middle class. Pushing a stroller. Looks to be the grandmother, I’m guessing. Blithely justifies the execution of three children on the basis that the murderer had a lack of sleep and was stressed out. Very disturbing to see this kind of banal, casual evil in seemingly ordinary women.
Opossum Kingdom retweeted
🚨BREAKING 🚨
Exclusive Footage inside the WNBA Task Force to determine what a woman is!
"Ok, ok baabe! Sor-ok-geez! Yes! I am tweeting at them right now."
We made an honest mistake yesterday and we are sincerely sorry for that.
When we welcomed the Watt family to America First Field, we should have recognized Kealia Watt for exactly who she is.
Kealia is a Utah native and one of the most decorated players to ever come out of this state. Kealia won four state championships with her club and four more in high school, and was a two-time Utah Gatorade Athlete of the Year. She was a U.S. youth national teamer at 13. At the U-20 level, she scored the game-winning goal in the World Cup final.
She started four years at North Carolina, won a national title with the Tar Heels, then went No. 2 overall in the NWSL draft to the Houston Dash, and was the franchise’s first-ever college pick. She then became their captain with 114 appearances and 28 goals. Kealia finished her career with the Chicago Stars (then known as the Red Stars) and is now a soccer analyst for Amazon Prime Video.
@KealiaOhai, @JJWatt — we are deeply sorry. Thank you for all you do for the sport.
Opossum Kingdom retweeted
@joelklatt @JoshPateCFB Why are we not hearing more about this? These guys seem like the real villains, not Tx Tech. If they had done the right thing TT wouldn't have inherited this problem.
Cincinnati Alerted of Brendan Sorsby Gambling Issue Prior to 2025 Season
usatoday.com/story/sports/nc…
Flexing your halftime shows? Spurs in 6.
Knicks owner James Dolan calls out the Spurs:
“We’ve had Cardi B and are having the reunification of the Wu Tang Clan. San Antonio had a dog on a beach ball during their halftime.” (@WFAN660, @krispurdiainen)
Opossum Kingdom retweeted
Blaming Tech for this mess is such a bizarre take. We’re doing what any other program would do.
Opossum Kingdom retweeted
You don’t like a white boy placing a couple of bets and getting a little motion?
Opossum Kingdom retweeted
How it feels being a Texas Tech fan on X lol. 😂
#WreckEm
Opossum Kingdom retweeted
According to news reports, at least 8 Georgia football players were arrested in the past year: Jahzare Jackson (Jul 2025: felony marijuana), Nyier Daniels (Nov 2025: multiple felonies incl. fleeing; dismissed), Dontrell Glover & Bo Walker (Dec 2025: shoplifting), London Seymour (Jan 2026: 11 felony property damage counts), Chris Cole & Darren Ikinnagbon (Feb 2026: reckless driving/speeding), Ja'Marley Riddle (May 2026: felony drug possession & speeding). Includes felonies and misdemeanors.
Weird. I missed the outrage and pearl clutching by @UGAAthletics and @Huskers when this open secret went unchecked for DECADES.
