Proudly one of Christ’s etceteras. Tweets are often my unfiltered thoughts about whatever’s on my mind at that moment. Runner. Donut lover. #LiveByTruth

Tristram, Khanduras
Joined March 2010
Replying to @DPGBehler
Aaaaaand here’s my shameless plug to my NGL if you have further thoughts or questions ngl.link/dpgbehler
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I submit to you that the reason some Christians have a visceral reaction to promiscuous women coming to Christ is because they don’t actually understand the depths of their own sin for which they have been forgiven. The thought is essentially “of course I was forgiven, what I did wasn’t nearly as bad as what she did.” These people are essentially the older brother in the Prodigal Son parable.
Rahab was a prostitute. God redeemed her. Paul was a murderer. God redeemed him. David was an adulterer. God redeemed him. Peter denied Christ. God redeemed him. Nala was a porn star. God redeemed her. Christ redeems and sets free.
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Gotta go with Trek in this one. I’ve never seen Stargate, and the six Star Wars movies and Rogue One are a good time, but Trek wins for me. TOS, TNG, DS9 were all great (TNG is my favorite), Voyager had its moments, and I really liked Picard season 3.
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Nah, no sense in stirring up old drama now. I was more than ready to when he threatened to leak it. I have no regrets over what I said and I couldn’t care less if anyone sees it. In fact, I fully planned to share it and stand by it if he ever did make it public, that’s the beauty of being the same publicly and behind closed doors, you can’t be blackmailed like that. But at this time there’d be no point. I’m letting the whole thing die.
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Cottage cheese is only good as an ingredient in some homemade high-protein version of something else, like dipping sauce.
Seriously— what do you pair with cottage cheese to make it actually taste good? 🧀🤢
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If I’m not allowed to be real with my answer, they shouldn’t be asking the question in the first place.
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My brothers and me 17 years ago. I was rockin’ the Jim Halpert hairdo before I even knew who Jim Halpert was.
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Btw, for being written by the lead singer of a Christian rock band, John Cooper’s book “Wimpy, Weak, and Woke” was surprisingly good.
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Derrik Behler (BEE-Ler) retweeted
Firefox brings some old memes out of retirement to get nostalgic about the old internet.
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Yes, I think men who obsess about women needing to be modest are telling on themselves. I also think Christian women should be wise about what they wear. I also think there’s this odd trend of young Christian women overcorrecting and dressing like frumpy grandmas. Very weird.
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Derrik Behler (BEE-Ler) retweeted
My advice is to not take advice from people who can’t even spell advice 👍🏿
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I have my doubts, but I’ll make it interesting. If I meet the love of my life on this platform, I’ll eat an entire pineapple pizza live 🤢 and you guys can make fun of me the whole time.
you will find the love of your life on twitter
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Fair, but if I wake up in the morning after a rough night of sleep because I was thinking too hard about this, I’m blaming you. Until next time… *tips hat* This ain’t over 😈
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Derrik Behler (BEE-Ler) retweeted
As a pastor I’m a fan of horror. I decided to respond to @conservmillen’s recent claims in a video of mine from a biblical and consistent perspective. Horror IS Christian (Allie Beth Stuckey Response) youtu.be/TyfF6JCuJnY
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You win this round, but until next time, keep liking my posts and being in my replies so that I can have a hint 😆 Or just shoot me a DM if you dare 😏
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I knew it was too good to be true 😆 I’ll still keep the name to myself since I gave my word and it was NOT a dude’s name 🤷🏻‍♂️ Let’s just hope I don’t lose sleep over this… (Btw, calling me warrior, nice 😎)
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So I did get a name, but have literally no idea how to know who sent it, so any jackwang could’ve sent a random woman’s name and I wouldn’t know 😆
Fine, I believe you. If you tell me your name, I promise I won’t share it. Unless it’s a dude name, and then I’ll blast it 😆
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So this is like pursuit with extra steps. I’m at the disadvantage, but that’s how I like it 😏 I’ll figure you out. Already have an idea or two…
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Donuts, Skillet, chess with my heart. You’re off to a killer start, I’ll definitely give you that 😆 Now I gotta think of my next move 🤔
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