Daniel Simpson

GET ME A BOX TO THE GRANDY HOOLEY DOOLEY

My overwhelming fear of being mauled by a crocodile has now been replaced by a forboding mortality at the nose of a Tram

Kerser is the Sickest #1 #hottest100ofaustraliansongs

The Earth is 4.543 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to exist at the same time as @joet94 & @Pearceyy96 dropping Range Rover Music 🔥🔥🔥

Normalise commenting on other mens’ hydration levels at shared urinals

Things I haven’t seen in years: • White dog poop • A Video Rental store • @MaccaLeeson do ‘The Robot’

If the game of AFL had become this soft 10 years ago I could’ve been a sniff at getting drafted

Callum Brown should be in this team over Jake Stringer #aflgiantsdogs