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Mr.D ©

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Le comenté a mi doctor que escuchaba voces. Me recomendó dejar Twitter.

 De aquí, de Madrid
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Joined July 2012
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Becky@beckyhizzleNov 12
dawg
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triste pq ninguno de mis amigos me invita a tirarnos de un puente como decía mi mamá
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Великий китайский файрволл защищал нас а не их
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ela (@sagrmira) profile picture
ela@sagrmiraNov 10
que tamanho de cabeça é essa pqp
camila. (@casantosss) profile picturecamila.@casantosssNov 9
direto do pinteresttttt para o meu quartinho
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terminé de cagar, me limpié con papel y como salió limpito me soné los mocos
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
patagon’ya blak (@okmeaux) profile picturepatagon’ya blak@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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para qué voy a decirte fuck you cuando puedo cagarme en las cuatro farolas que alumbran la tumba de tu put4 madre
The Moon (@ScythoSteppe) profile pictureThe Moon@ScythoSteppeNov 1
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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Ester Expósito qui prononce le mot Kylian Mbappé à côté de son huawei pura 80 ultra
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Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)
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"L’école c'est fait pour apprendre des trucs aux enfants, pas pour gagner de l’argent".
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Cultination (@Cultination1) profile pictureCultination
@Cultination1Oct 23
🇨🇳🚨- « L’école n’est pas un business. » La Chine a interdit les écoles privées à but lucratif accueillant des élèves de la primaire au collège. La Chine interdit aux hommes d’affaires de créer des écoles privées pour faire de l’argent avec l’éducation des enfants de 6 à 15 ans, affirmant que l’éducation de base ne doit pas devenir un commerce. Les écoles privées restent autorisées, mais elles doivent être non lucratives : les fondateurs ne peuvent pas se distribuer les bénéfices. (REUTERS)
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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☣︎@grimlunOct 22
bdsm (been depressed since middle school)
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Iñigo@inibelli234Oct 22
El Lugano (izquierda) romantizando la ciudad de Getafe (derecha) Es que joder estoy a lagrimas Doña Conference League
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ales🇪🇸 (@aalexx04_) profile pictureales🇪🇸@aalexx04_Oct 22
El Lugano romantizando Getafe, brutal
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Gonz🏹@gonzzzzzz_Oct 19
Comprándole unas Salomon recién saqueadas a 'yvl_sebastien' en Vinted por 30 pavis que van a ser el equivalente a tener un trozo del muro de Berlín en 1990
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Y el Frente Amplio a por uvas.
Getafe C.F. (@GetafeCF) profile pictureGetafe C.F.
@GetafeCFOct 13
🤩😏 ¡Qué ganas teníamos de ver este encuentro! José Bordalás 🤝 Dani Carvajal
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madi@luckygirldotcomOct 12
Did that nigga like the pixar lamp
Return of the Butch Queen ♛ (@imjerrynotkevin) profile pictureReturn of the Butch Queen ♛
@imjerrynotkevinOct 11
I had to 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Getro
@getroppelOct 7
-Ahora desenchufa a la vieja
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quand ça va pas faut juste regarder cette vidéo et ça remonte le moral direct xptdrr
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💣🚨BREAKING🇪🇸 Thousands of people celebrating Alonso’s P8 in Madrid Some are even going to camp until Honda gets more HP out of their engine ALONSOMANIA IN MADRID
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Berto@brtriayOct 3
we were a few and the grandma gave birth
Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) profile pictureJeff Bezos
@JeffBezosOct 3
100% correct diagnosis and prescription. And it’s not just in Spain.
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