Bobby Lacy

People still use rolling book bags? That makes me mad.

Doesn't look like A&M is missing Manziel too much. But they still don't understand the concept of a "defense"

Josh Shaw jumped from the balcony to save Manti Te'o's girlfriend

"I don't look like it but I work at Chili's." Best way to introduce yourself to 30 new purple.

Get at me #Killzone #PS4share

Maybe I'm just getting all this bad luck outta the way at the beginning of the year to make room for an incredibly prosperous 2014 #Optimism

At least I get to ride in a tow truck for the first time ever.

Have yet to catch a lucky break in 2014. What kind of car doesn't have a spare tire???

Just saw midgets twerk. My life is complete. #ThankYouFrySt

Hey @frysttavern. Give me a free shot.

Hey you. Yeah you. Take off your shirt @FryStTavern

Drunk with a lot of persons @FryStTavern

Gin is the evil essence of pine trees. #realtalk

Who am I to frown at the hand I've been dealt?

100k fine for Mike Tomlin?? Sheesh

I'm pretty sure that even even Jenna Jameson has never been this butthurt before