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Uncle Rhettster

@Da_Rhettster

Not the smartass you deserve, but the smartass you need. Amateur expert. Black belt in the martial art known simply as Sofa Jitsu. #CubsinHaiku author

 Circle City USA
Joined September 2008
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One run in two games Is a one way ticket home. Winter is coming. See you next season. Time to focus on the Bears. Hope springs eternal. #CubsinHaiku SDP 4, CHC 1 F
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I stayed up for this? Padres led off with homer And never looked back. Cubs bats MIA The Cubbies need to wake up Or book a flight home #CubsinHaiku SDP 8, CHC 0 F
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Cubs are playoff bound! After two straight tough losses, Pop the champagne, boys! ##CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 2, MIA 1 F
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Someone change this script! Magic number remains 1, With just 5 games left! #CubsinHaiku MIA 8, CHC 2 F
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Magic number: 1! A good old fashioned blowout. Just what we needed. #CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 9, CIN 1
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Braves came from behind, Cubs bullpen gave up 4 runs. Still the top wild card. #CubsinHaiku ATL 6, CHC 3
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Bears score 59? These Bears aren't your grandad's Bears. These guys are more fun! #BearsinHaiku #BearDownChicagoBears CHI 59, CAR 37
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Cubs win a series! Phillies breathing down their necks, So let's get the sweep! #CubsinHaiku ##CubsWin ##FlyTheW CHC 6, MIA 5 F @WatchMarquee
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Gausman dominates. Conforto's grandma's meatballs Provide the power! #CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 7, ARZ 0 F
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This woman is a goddammed national treasure
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Four @Cubs round trippers Spell doom for Dodger pitching! Matt Boyd good enough! #CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 10, LAD 5 F
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Cubs quiet through nine, Rally for a deuce in tenth! Free baseball Friday! ##CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 3, PIT 1 F10
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Old fashioned blowout! Cubbies declaw the Tigers, Gain ground on Brewers. #CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 11, DET 2 F
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Comeback forced extras, But the Cubbies come up short. Tigers win in 10 #CubsinHaiku DET 8, CHC 6 F
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Cubs plated 10 runs! Bregman, Hoerner heating up Take series from Twins #CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 10, MIN 1 F
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Too much Hunter Greene. @Cubs shut out by the Redlegs. Bright side? Good Shota. #CubsinHaiku CIN 4, CHC 0 F
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Colin Rea solid, @Cubs break out the power bats, PCA hits two! #CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 9, BAL 7 F
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Cub hitters foggy Cardinals take the first two games. Need a win Sunday! #CubsinHaiku STL 3, CHC 0 F
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Five Cubby homers! Bregman, Busch, and Crow-Armstrong, Dansby goes yard twice! #CubsinHaiku #CubsWin #FlyTheW CHC 9, SDP 7 F
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