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uLindokuhle

@Dabane_P

👷🏽Mkhwemte 💙 Manchester City 🧡 Kaizer Chiefs

 Cape Town || Queenstown
Joined November 2014
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softie✨ (@softgirlamy) profile picturesoftie✨
@softgirlamy20h
I was today years old when I realized that people born on January first can NEVER say their birthday was last year.
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Inoba ndine sinus cz I ain’t smelling shit!!
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@ZandreGerberNov 1
November smells like answered prayers.
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Xolweni senzwa kukutya umbengo ne drink😭😭😭
Fragrancefairy_ (@zecky2409) profile pictureFragrancefairy_@zecky2409Nov 1
Amadoda look pregnant
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Ronald
@ronald_sanjjNov 1
When i win in life, i won’t say anything. I will just post this
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Motivational quotes ziyandidika mna because why would a Sun apologize?
Olise (@Olisehateshittt) profile pictureOlise
@OlisehateshitttNov 1
The SUN doesn't apologize for shining, neither will I.
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Another month trusting the process without seeing any results.
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@callmeMEJEOct 31
They're really lucky in the animal kingdom that the honey badger is small in size
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OlaFash@_olashubomiiNov 1
A car next year wouldn’t be a bad idea.
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🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️, azange ndayeza lo way oko ndajola
Ona 𐙚 (@ona_nky) profile pictureOna 𐙚
@ona_nkyOct 31
Are there actually people who don’t check their partners’ phones? Like, not even a little peek?????????🤯
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@LudidiVelaniOct 31
CATA Langa’s registration has been suspended for six month over unlawful operations in the Epping area. The suspension follows weeks of deadly taxi violence triggered by a dispute between CATA and CODETA over the Delft, Langa and Epping route #Taxiviolence
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Imagine if this strike was about fuel prices & all taxi associations across the country were singing the same tune, I am sure they’ll drop them ASAP
MHLANGAvincent (@StyleJoburg) profile pictureMHLANGAvincent@StyleJoburgOct 30
Cape Town international airport at a stand still … taxi strike affecting even airports… no staff could arrive and entire system collapsed… where’s @Our_DA @geordinhl
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Nkanyezi (@NkanyeziKubheka) profile picture
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@NkanyeziKubhekaOct 28
Unless its urgent. Dont love me.
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@VhoydeOct 27
You can't build a relationship on condom sex.
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Khodani💞 (@Khodanipri) profile pictureKhodani💞
@KhodanipriOct 24
Gents This or That
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@ManziniZungu_Oct 24
Say it Loud! Nyusa ivolume! Men go where Angels don’t go….🤞🏾
Galaxi (@Xgalaxiverse) profile pictureGalaxi
@XgalaxiverseOct 23
Marriages last because men have the heart to tolerate women… living with a woman is NOT for the weak.
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Andnayo ne cent emdaka
uBHEBHE🇿🇦 (@nokwandamhlong0) profile pictureuBHEBHE🇿🇦
@nokwandamhlong0Oct 24
What’s your response here as a guy ?
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This is not about you. But bums that you have to work hard for are always mid. 😭
𝑽𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 (@Mavooma) profile picture𝑽𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔@MavoomaOct 22
Mina don't ask me out if you think I'll end up at your place.
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You are on contract but getting same benefits as permanent staff? Ndingatya tyum nam ndiphole ndibezi salads
Majola 🐍🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 (@Zimasabuhle) profile pictureMajola 🐍🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦@ZimasabuhleOct 23
One thing about side boyfriends, they know their place and they also know they are side boyfriends. They also respect the main boyfriend and know the is such a thing. You never hear them saying we are all boyfriends because they know where they stand. I can respect that 🫡🫡 😭
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Hay ndingamyeka ligeza moss eli
Lunga (@lungsta_k) profile pictureLunga@lungsta_kOct 24
Crazy women >>>> 😭😭she left 102 missed calls yesterday
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Don Billiato
@casspernyovestOct 23
One thing I can tell you ma g , is that you’re going to be okay. It might not seem like it right now but trust me, it all works out in the end. Just hang in there!!!
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