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I'm just a dad strolling through your local modern art museum here.

Joined September 2013
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Hey look this one just saw your art school tuition bill
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Hey look it's a recreation of your first apartment in Brooklyn!
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Hey they’ve got that movie Hereditary over here!
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Wow this one is good but I feel like I’ve seen it before
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Dad at the MoMA retweeted
When this museum closes does the art come to life and then sit around living off its parents?
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hey honey how are they going to fit your ex boyfriend Derek into one of these?
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If I wanted to stand around some plain whites I would have stayed in the midwest instead of visiting you
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oh wow they forgot "call home and pretend you want to talk to your father but you just want to borrow money"
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Drove my chevy to the levy then ripped the trunk lid off the chevy and hung it on a wall
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Hey bud your girlfriend always said she didn't like labels is this what she meant? Hey bud where ya goin
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Dad at the MoMA retweeted
Is this kombucha?
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Where did they get this painting of my dad not letting me go to summer camp as a kid?
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Oh hey this one is called “beginning of an episode of Property Brothers”
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Where did they get this painting of my dad not letting me go to summer camp as a kid?
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I’ll watch that Kobe Bryant movie.
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hey honey how are they going to fit your ex boyfriend Derek into one of these?
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Sorry it's been so long, I got lost in this thing. Only $15 to get in, this museum was a... steel. Get it? Honey? WHere's your mother
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Look some murals of Fox News correspondents
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Go tell your mom Happy Mother's Day and please don't mention that you saw me crying while looking at some shapes.
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I've got some old dirty Wranglers like these can we sell them and pay off your art school loans?
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