Dad at the MoMA retweeted
When this museum closes does the art come to life and then sit around living off its parents?
Dad at the MoMA retweeted
hey honey how are they going to fit your ex boyfriend Derek into one of these?
If I wanted to stand around some plain whites I would have stayed in the midwest instead of visiting you
oh wow they forgot "call home and pretend you want to talk to your father but you just want to borrow money"
Hey bud your girlfriend always said she didn't like labels is this what she meant? Hey bud where ya goin
Dad at the MoMA retweeted
Where did they get this painting of my dad not letting me go to summer camp as a kid?
Sorry it's been so long, I got lost in this thing. Only $15 to get in, this museum was a... steel. Get it? Honey? WHere's your mother
Go tell your mom Happy Mother's Day and please don't mention that you saw me crying while looking at some shapes.















