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Populus qui maxime imagines eorum haedos minimum custodiam habent - Book of Prince vs Sting Patreon 35:09 @mikerainey82 @DadMeatQuotes
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“Do those credits transfer To papa Johns?” - @timbutterly
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“Why are you doing this to me dude?” - @Shanemgillis *plays flute* -@mattwritesbooks “I was just saying how good things were…” “You’re trying to sabotage our lives by getting into bullshit.” -@Shanemgillis
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“My wife farts like a Klump.” - @mikerainey82
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“Aaron Hernandez really got a butt full of nut and decided to admit to 4 murders.” - @mikerainey82
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“Itd be cool if WWII vets had gay porn productions.” - @timbutterly “Putting the F in VFW.” - @mikerainey82
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“I don’t like violence, I can jerk off to three old dudes being nice to each other. But not violent stuff.” - @mikerainey82
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“I feel thick in my meat, with gratitude mostly.” -@timbutterly
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“I think it’s in protest cause they have to serve gays now.” - @mikerainey82 “Hmm, I can see how they were confused when I pulled up.” - @timbutterly
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“You could bounce your cheeks off the rings of Saturn abs no one would bat an eye.” - @mikerainey82
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“You know how they have battered women’s shelters? They should have kind of annoyed husbands shelters.” - @timbutterly
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“Instead of being cloned in a lab they’d be cloned in a Lids.” - @timbutterly
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Join Tim, myself and the Ghost of Percsmas past as we delve into the most regrettable acts of my opiate addiction: my perc-fueled Facebook posts.
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No, I didn't get too fuckin zonked on LoS. I got the right amount of zonked and spent the last bit conjuring and sharing a pristine vibe. You're welcome.
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