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32 Year Old Father of Two Beautiful Girls 👧👧 Husband to Shiloh 💍

Central New York, USA
Joined February 2022
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Thinking about using a ¼ acre of my land to plant 2 dozen honey crisp apple trees? Whats your thoughts?
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Happy Halloween 🎃
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Got Milk?
why did my husband, dressed as a milkman, just run out to the kitchen frantically holding 4 glasses of milk
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Solid haul from the church event today 🍬
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Does anyone else do this 10 minutes after they dump the candy bucket?
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The look I gave my wife when she stole all the Milkyway bars from my kids Halloween bucket...
do you eat some of your children’s halloween candy?
74%yes
12%no
13%all of it
156 votes • Final results
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Taught my kids how to do the monster mash today Now all they do is run around the house, screaming
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Me calling the club house front desk. Ch: How many carts do you need sir? Me: yes ..
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😬 Watson, what are we doing?
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This. Once I settled down in my family home. We've hosted Easter, Christmas, Barbecues, 4th of July Parties, Themed Birthdays, Anniversary Parties, along with winter and summer solstice ice cream sundae parties .. Just do it, every 2 months. Forever. You wont regret it.
I actually believe we should be party maxxing. Throw your birthday party. Throw a party every change you get. It doesn’t have to be crazy or super expensive, but parties are good for the soul! I’m anti birthday trip but pro-party for every occasion.
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Wait, Christian Watson is the dude that has diamonds on his teeth!? Say whaaaat!
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Did Christian Watson get taken to the hospital via ambulance? And then get a ride back via the same ambulance and is about to check into the game...?
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I just saw a football player with diamond grills in his mouth while he was playing.. He's not serious
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Now feels like a good time for this clip
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Rest in Peace Jean-Luc 😔 The best captain the U.S.S Enterprise ever had
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Here's a sad thought Dinosaurs will never know how much humans love them. The fan art, the museums, the childhood themed birthday parties... They will never know
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When does everyone else put up their Christmas Tree?
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Daughter: Hey Dad, what's a cell phone?
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Had to pause the video again.. Talk about dialed in.. There could be a literal plane crash happening outside, and not a single one of those people would have turned their heads away from Beefs family speaking. Humans are wonderful when they all care about the same thing..
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10 minutes into the Internet Invitational Golf tournament video... Was not expecting words from his mother & family. As a parent, that destroyed me. R.I.P Beef ⛳️
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